To the waitress at a popular breakfast restaurant, YOU SUCK! We sat there for 25 minutes watching you take the orders of all the people we watched you seat around us, some of them were almost done their meals when we got up and left in disgust. We even tried to get your attention as you walked by, and twice we were ignored. Thanks for the free half cup of shitty coffee, a little more attention on your part and you might have seen my generous side. I would like to thank waitress #2, at a popular restaurant, you were friendly, quick and attentive. —No tip for you
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.
OP, did you ask to speak to the manager?
I thought this was going to be a really sad bitch. I really don’t care about shitty service anymore.
was it busy o.p., was it just as the place opened. some things just can’t be controlled, this is one of them. now for a good bitch, see asshat above about facebook.
Actually, it’s quite maddening to see people get seated after you and get served before you. I remember whenever I’d go to a pub with my parents when I was a kid we’d get ignored by the waitresses and end up leaving. It was hilarious too because my dad knew all of the managers and owners of the pubs we went to and one time the manager who was a good friend of my dad’s saw us get up and leave and let’s just say we never got shitty service there again (i never saw that waitress there after that, either).
yeah but kitty, toast and coffee take about 2 minutes to make, now duck ala orange, is a bit longer. depending on what o.p. ordered, it makes all the difference in the world. martym can tell you about having to get thing from meat lockers and shit. everything is not right there ready to serve.that’s why there are chefs, cooks, and short order cooks. and then you have burger flippers. over to you martym, or anyone else that has worked as any type of cook.
RC, thought it’d go a little more like this?
spoiler
I had to go with milk even though it’s not that good for them for 2 reasons…
1. traditional effect and
2. if it were meat like tuna or something, the kitten would still eat it.
No Food For Me
I’m just a lonely, poor, homeless little kitten whose fur is starting to matt and bugs constantly pester my sick looking, defenseless, little eyes. 🙁
A gracious stranger finally, out of the kindness of his heart, laid out a saucer of milk for me so I could finally stop these voracious hunger pains in my little belly….
when this panhandler comes by with his shopping cart full of bottles and nonchalantly knocks it over, spilling all my precious, life-saving milk into the gutter and down the drain.
Now I guess I’ll just have to lay here and hope someone saves me before I starve to death or freeze.
-the saddest little kitty in the world
You Bastard! >: 0
LS, a breakfast menu is fixed, and everything is preped before the doors open. Bacon is half cooked, there’s a big bowl scrambled eggs, batter is made, etc.
And it sound like the OB didn’t even get to order. 25 min is too long, next time you feel ignored by yur server OB, say in a loud clear voice, “I’m ready to order now”. Then leave.
But, if you had your order in, shit happens too bad, go to mickey dees.
Here’s how I deal with this shite, BTW my daughter usually cringes and I can tell her toes are curled in her shoes out of emabaressment; If the serice is like the one suffered by the poster, I normally trot my fat arse to the “wait station” or Maitre D’s desk and say, in a nice manner, “can we get some service please”.
It always works.
you daughter should be pleased, that sounds very polite baz
Z….for goodness sake …I didn’t want a sad story..I just said I thought it was going to be sad. I love when the titles make no sense to the bitch. But thanks for putting that kitten image in my head. 🙁 And A+ for the creativeness…you really had me feeling for that kitten! I think there may be a chocolate orange ball in your Xmas future after all…..lol
GRRRRRRRRRRRR…..
stop the INSANITY
I brought this up again with the fam just sunday and I STILL expect to get a handful of those pieces of crap.
oops…
sed -e ‘s/expect/anticipate/g’
all better
I don’t understand your rage, z3. Do you not like chocolate oranges?
I’m so sorry I keep joking about them….I know your dislike…It’s the only thing that stood out to me on your profile I have to say. It’s what makes me like you so much z! I love Turtles….I think almost everyone does…so Turtles it is…..those oranges are disgusting!!!
people seem to like smacking those oranges, i don’t care for them. turtles are yummy and poppycock too. this looks really yummy
http://grosshalloweenrecipes.com/wp-conten…
🙂
Mmm… Turtles are lovely – though I don’t say no to a dark chocolate orange either. But hey, to each their own.
We made that cake for someone’s birthday once, painey! The recipe we had was actually really yummy – if not revolting to look at.
I severely dislike them and yet I still get 3-5 every year! YUCK.
that’s like 20 bucks every year people spend that is purely wasted.
That was a little yucky Ms Pain.
I love Turtles….so much. I use to be a big Toffeefe…but now it’s turtles and mixed nuts….man I loved mixed nuts.
how about these zZz?
http://www.prankplace.com/images/christmas…
You know, maybe they all get together and chatter about “what would really annoy z3 the most”… and they chuckle the whole way to the cash register thinking about your reaction Christmas morning. 🙂
soap on a rope was a popular gift when i was young
http://s10.thisnext.com/media/230×230/Grop…
I love you Pain! I always get Ferrero Rocher for Christmas…I really don’t like them. Also I’ve gotten a lot of DVD’s I’ve never watched….my brother got me a diskman 3 years in a row….I get lots of presents that always make me wonder if my family has ever met me? But the true meaning of Christmas is family and being grateful….I’m really trying this year to not be disappointed – only grateful that I’m loved.
good attitude to have chickie mom but i know what you mean. it’s like a christmas story
http://www.acpress.com/a_christmas_story.j…
“I want an official Red Rider carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle.”
YOU’LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT, KID!
man oh man, i love that movie. in my top five “you’ll shoot your eye out”
screee…punch buggy^^
>; )
I do love that movie! as well as National Lampoons Xmas…Miracle on 34th….REF….It’s a wonderful life….Home Alone (can’t help it!) … Scrooged …4 Christmas’s.
Miss Pain…I’m trying now to be grateful then….it’s not a great attitude…I’m always disappointed at Christmas and then the guilt overwhelms me!! I got a gift certificate from a boyfriend one time and had to excuse myself to go cry…I just put so much thought and effort into picking out gifts that are special… that when someone who loves me gives me something that says “I couldn’t/or didn’t want to put in the effort” really upsets me. And that’s not what Christmas is about!!! not at all. I should be grateful…but I end up being sad and I hate it! This year will be different….I won’t let myself be that way. Sorry….I needed that vent. 🙁
Oh boo. Don’t be sad chickie, you’re getting gifts from people who love you. 🙂 Some people just SUCK at gift giving. I’m not particularly good at it, but I do try my hardest.
Dr. Tinycat to the bitch board, stat! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/17/c…
Weeee! I love kittehs!
it’s otay rc, i know exactly what you mean. sometimes it really is better to give nothing. my parent’s first christmas my dad bought mom an electric can opener, tears flowed^^
“Hoodoo McFiggin’s Christmas” – Stephen Leacock