Enough with the black clothing already. Car drivers cannot see you. Wear something light or get a reflective tape or a little light. I don’t think that you know just how invisible you are. —Patient (Sort Of) Car Driver
This article appears in Mar 8-14, 2012.


Cranky – have you been wearing your CADPAT temperate woodland spandex bike pants again. You know better than that.
*shakes head, sadly*
http://surfabike.files.wordpress.com/2011/…
How you expect someone to be a silent, invisible, lethal, ghost-like, 18 gear harbinger of death when they’re wearing reflective tape or a little light?
You really have no idea how ninja work, do you?
*Sai* (see what I did there?)
Who is your fav Ninja Turtle, Avast?
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads…
Fucking awesome, Ivan! My kids love the turtles, as I did afore ’em.
I was more of a G I Joe “Snake Eyes” kinda guy. More my era.
Besides, the action figure melted better when you hit him with the evil “Cobra-Giant-Magnifying-Glass-Concentrated-Solar-Ray……OF DEATH!”
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Then, there were always these guys too:
http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/iss/6…
Hmmmm…I can’t swear to it but it ALMOST looks like they were copying the Turtles. (*he said sarcastically*)
I’m pissed off that there were never any Hercules action figures. I’d have had so much fun with Newton.
“No Herc, No!. It’s not fun anymore and it’s starting to hurt. starting to hurt.”
http://www.your3dsource.com/herculesandnew…
LMAO! Then there was that annoying little fucker, Toot, I think his name was? Didn’t talk, just blew his whistle over aND OVER AGAIN!!
I used to watch that show. One thing I could never understand, even at that age, Herc used to go in and fight whatever evil monster that was hatched that week, get the the fucking tar beat out of him, and THEN put on his ring of power. Once, just ONCE, I would’ve loved to have seen him put the ring on first. He never learned.
Now, THIS would have been one epic, kick-ass battle:
http://static0.channels.com/thumbnails/The…
FUCK YEAH! KICK HIS KNOW-IT-ALL HIPPIE ASS, HERC!
Roger that on the bearded little Zamfir muhfugger. I’d have shown him a new way to play those frickin’ pan pipes.
it was newt and that show was all kinds a creepy
I AGREE WITH THIS BITCH.
DRIVERS CAN’T SEE PEOPLE DRESSED IN BLACK AT NIGHT.
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BECOME A HOOD ORNAMENT, PUT SOMETHING BRIGHTER ON.
Newt was Herc’s ginger rentboy, Painey. Toot was his autistic brother who could only communicate with panpipes. Don’t know why I thought he had a beard. *Old bastard shakes head, yells at robins on front lawn some more*
http://cartoons.infinitecoolness.com/01/mi…
done and done kitty. who remembers this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MfisiGqtEM
That and Spiderman. The glory days of Canimation, when cartoons looked like they were drawn with a Mars bar by Muhammed Ali.
Does anybody remember the episodes that Ralph(Fritz the Cat) Bakshi was involved with. 2 separate episodes which featured Spiderman and RRH and his crew entering an identical world of psychedelic hallucinations.
Trippy, man!
if they wore light clothing, they wouldn’t have anything to whine about almost being hit. by the way ivan, when and where is the next summit, not saying i’ll get there, but will try?
God’s Holey Trousers.
Found ’em:
RRH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_2GUXnPu4
Spidey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzhhxM2RNp0…
Not all drugs should be decriminalized, right >; )
This sunday, Lifey. Contact PK for where and when
Fuck, I hated Toot as well.
Anyway, http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jgo6O_e8NtA/TPRl…
Nobody hates Bike Ninja’s more than me. I have almost hit more than a few with my car, nevermind my bicycle. Idiots, every one.
Halifax cycling club:
http://www.mikesblender.com/ninja_true%20n…
I like this bitch. A car driver who isn’t a prick and believes in common sense. Thanks man. You’re giving me a new found hope in humanity.