I do not like having this ‘Night Stalker’ guy around.
He’s climbing in your windows and snatching all your peoples up. —Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

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  1. What’s even better than a night stalker are a couple other men occasionally hiding in the shadows, waiting to see him make his next attempt at some girls windows. To catch him, pure glory.

  2. Oh shut up, NGF, you know that that video was a scream.

    No matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me laugh my ass off.

    It’s a great morning shower song too! So freak off with the antoine dodson hate, fathead!

  3. I’d be sleeping with a big honking can of the smelliest air freshener I could find. One move from that dickhead and he’d be smelling like a fucking field of canned lilacs as he was clawing at his eyes.

  4. Keep your zippo next to it TT and make a James Bond Flamethrower. Make him easy to pick out of a lineup.
    “Number 3 Ossifer – the cunt with no eyebrows or nostril hairs.”

  5. Naw – a big-ass red-state Stetson. God, Guts and Guns? – more like Beer, Books & Boobies. A damn sight cheaper than therapy – more fun too. *Hee Haw*

  6. Otay – laughing in the office to myself again. I’m going to get in shit thanks to the humour, folks. Thanks guys for starting off hump day the right way. With a larf. scrreee!

  7. Girlfriend – you don’ wanna know what I been doin’ on dat grassy knoll. >; )
    Try not to get fired Ralmn. *Hoot*

  8. Oh yeah – in my revolutionary youth I was a member of Proletarian Independant Socialist Youth Protesting Animal Neglect, Torture & Sadism or P.I.S.Y.P.A.N.T.S.

    “HEY, HEY LBJ,
    How many Bassett Hounds did you abuse today?”

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