This goes out to the asshole who parked at Walmart Sunday morning facing the liquor store. If you are anal enough that you don’t want someone to scratch the shitty silver paint job on your “wicked cool” $12,000 Hyundai, fine. Park away from the store. But blatantly taking up 2 parking spots so nobody comes near you? Fuck you! You arrogant prick! I hope someone slashes your tires and fucks that walking cold sore you call a wife right in front of you. By the way, I slammed my cart into your car and pressed my bare ass crack on your door handle! —Sick Of Drivers In This Province
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.
“By the way, I slammed my cart into your car and pressed my bare ass crack on your door handle!”
No, you didn’t.
Relevant: My pet project of the past 2 1/2 years – http://www.reality-check.ca/threads/280859…
Fuck! You whiney-baby car drivers…
Just because you’re stupid enough to spend $300-$400 each month on driving (car payment, insurance, gas, up-keep, etc) doesn’t entitle you to bitch about others poor manners, cyclits, etc.
Save your money! I put $5,000 into a mutual fund in December 2012 and it’s worth over $5,300 today… Based on driving costs of a $300/month, to-date you’ve lost $1,200!
yeah. I’ve NEVER seen american drivers or toronto drivers be so arrogant as to take up two spaces.
Don’t blame the province. Blame the idiot who took up two parking spaces.
Some of us are damn good drivers.
Meaty who pays car payments? I bought mine upfront and put a LOT of work into her MYSELF. You’re assuming all us drivers buy brand new cars.
Life has gotten a lot easier since i got a car. Time is AT LEAST as valuable as money. I can sleep later in the morning, get home earlier in the evening, can help friends and grocery shop without having to worry.
I used to have to arrange my life around Metro Transit’s schedule.
Think about it. If you work and have any sort of commitment during the day, you can’t live too far out of town or risk not meeting all your commitments. So you pay more in rent to live closer to town so you can SAVE MONEY by not driving.
When I feel like i’m spending too much on gas, I take the bus anyway. Or I walk or use my solowheel.
And fuck you bitch. I do my OWN upkeep. I change and rotate my own tires, check and maintain my own oil. Maintain my fuel injector health and even repaired my own stereo and lighter.
Stop pretending you’re not just jealous.
I bet he slammed the cart into the car though Ethan. He’s angry enough.
The asscrack crack is a bit more unlikely. Since it was fucking cold Sunday morning.
damn right crayons, i take pride in my driving skills
So you’re fucking judge and jury on someone’s else’s lousy parking job?
I’d like to see you, OP, in said shopping cart, flying warp-speed off the Cabot Trail.
Crayons:
Those who keep the car dealerships in business make car payments (930 pages on 411.ca)…
Those who bring their cars into garages for repairs and upkeep spend their money on such (553 pages on 411.ca)…
I leave at 8:50am to get to work by 9am; I’m home at 5:10 by bike; 5:20 by bus. It takes me 5 minutes to walk to Sobeys; 3 minutes by bike.
My life doesn’t revolve around anyone’s or anything’s schedule.
I NEVER spend too much on gas; I’ve spend $0.00 so far this year.
Part of the money I save goes to a 10-day shopping vacation in Europe where I stay at a fancy boutique hotel so I’m not jealous of your clunker, okay?
Lol… You can’t even say that you’re the better person, OB. How pathetic 🙂
Mike: I have a ‘series’ on my facebook called “Assholes Among Us” where I showcase assholes among us being assholes.
Also, Crayons: my parents haven’t taken out a loan to buy a car in over a decade. They paid cash. The tip is not to finance a new car — it depreciates too much to be worth it. Buy a model in good shape a few years old and pay in cash and your investment will be much more worth it.
I don’t have a car. Used to have a huge moral stance against it because I read that the average motorist contributes 6 tonnes of carbon-dioxide into the atmosphere each year. But at this point I’m pretty sure we’re all screwed and I don’t plan on having kids. So, yes, I am jealous. Time to get my liscense so I can go to the damn beach and damn time I want. A motorcycle would also be cool.
I pulled into a strip mall parking lot the other day & my 4×4 3/4ton pick up was on the line on the drivers side & it was on the line on the passenger side as well !
The darn space wasn’t as wide as my truck …solution back up put one line directly under the centre of my truck …AHHHH room to open the doors ~:D .
You don’t like it OB …
I don’t give a sh!t.
Oh yeah an FYI , bring something to stand on if you want to stick yer ass on my door handle, its 48 & 1/4 inch off the ground (& yeah I just went out & measured it) & my ass (I’m 6’1″) is 37 & 3/4 inches off the floor …& I just measured that as well, so you’d be close to a foot away if you are my height . So unless yer 7 ft tall or better bring a soap box to stand on…..as for hitting it with the cart who bloody cares, its a worktruck with a rack on it & more scratches & dings from me & the guy’s loading stuff in & out of the back of ‘er over the sides …I probably wouldn’t even notice .
You know it just might be I do that ,so I can open & close my doors without damaging OTHER peoples new cars !
Eh OB could just rub the precum off the tip of his peen and rub it on your door handle, more-on. 😉
I took this photo at the Bayers Lake Walmart on April 26th. http://instagram.com/p/Y78Q48JABx/
Peopleofwalmart.com exists for a reason.
Breathe OP, breathe!
I always pay cash for a car myself except that it’s bank’s cash.
I also love my Hyundai Elantra, excellent car. If it wasn’t for that mysterious scratch and funny smelling door handles, I’d say it was the best car I’ve ever owned.
Asshole did this with the bike rack at work. Stretched his lock chain across three bars, what the hell! So I had to jam my bike at the edge beside a truck to lock it. The truck beside me even had truck nuts. What a loser! I actually made this up, no one else bikes to work. Got the whole parking (bike) lot to myself.
Oh, and over weight people don’t get two seats. Fat trucks shouldn’t get two either. You guys think you deserve special treatment or something? Get over yourselves!!!
Maybe they had special needs and had to get a wheelchair or walker out of a passenger door?
What date did this occur? Sounds a little familiar. I think we took in a claim like this recently. Will have to check the IP address to see who you are, OP. If you seriously did this, stupid to brag about it. Karma always comes around.
OP, was the lot absolutely full? no other space for you to park anywhere at all? not bloody likely. it just bugged you. so big deal.
were you some kind of hall monitor type in elementary school?
Dipshit parking like that bugs me too…
but without any standards on car sizing or required amounts to accommodate some of the monster sized trucks they make, it’s not going away any time soon.
Step-dad had a dually truck for a while so I kinda get where they’re coming from.
Just think, if you were driving a marauder, you could pretty much park anywhere you want.
http://ssheltonimages.com/img/16/161/The_M…
Much better to let the air out of one tire…and then leave a polite note on the windshield – ‘You have a flat ‘
C. Mike Hunt. Thank you so much for that link. I like trying to figure out where some of these places are around HRM. Can’t wait to show the wife.
I’m going out to purchase sidewalk chalk and leave it in the car.
Thanks again.
lol too funny