I get a kick out of reading the various bitches where you say “Next time I’ll call the cops”, “Next time I’ll let you hit me”, “Next time I’ll punch you out”, “Next time I’ll call Child Services”, etc. Why can’t you do it the first time? Why do I have to read this crap from people who do nothing at the time but promise to do it next time? I enjoy reading this section and lots of the bitches are legit. But there are many that are just whining about everyday stuff like someone cutting you off in traffic or drunken students. These are the ones when the poster vows “Next time I’ll…” —Phredd
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
Sounds like a standard night in the houses on Roleika Drive……..cops, domestic abuse, domestic violence, and neglected children.
In some cases a “next time” is understandable. Some people cut someone off by mistake and some times people do things by accident or make out-of-character actions, so you don’t want to loose it over something that only happened once. You wait till the next time 🙂
(except when it comes to abuse – once is one too Many)
Shut up. You’re an idiot.
We still live in a world where we give everyone a second chance, even though history shows this won’t work. But to stay human we still keep having hope in more chance to do things right in order to stay human.
Next time you post this OP, I’ll smear poo on your jacket.
that’s what i say o.p., why fucking wait for the next time. do your shit now.
Perhaps the first time you’re not prepared.
I agree with isosceles_kramer, well said 🙂