This article appears in Dec 4-10, 2008.
New Poon!
What is it when your buddies are pounding scores of new poon after a breakup that you get a little jealous of that even though you are 1000000% positive that what you have at home is better than any of that? Just asking. Not really bitching.
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You get a tad jealous because 1) One can never pound too much poon. It’s like the one that got away… and2) No-one ever hangs out with someone bettter-looking than them, so you know the girl would have been a slam dunk.Besides, I only knew 2 guys who pounded scores of poon. Most pounded Betty and Berttha 😉
Dunno if you’re one million percent positive then. Its only natural to want to score broads even when you are in a great relationship. Besides when you play your buddies tape all the way through he will be alone, unoriginal and possibly loaded up with STI’s.
I’m sorry, but who uses the word “poon”??? Unless you’re a 15 year old wanna-be gangsta – you can’t get away with “poon”.
You buddies will get many an STI from this I’m sure if they’re not careful, then you’ll hear them brag about how much it hurts to pee. Stay the course, you’re the one who’ll be laughing in the long run.
Or you could beat your meat into a slab of beef liver and call it Debbie.
Wow, The Coast’s readership isn’t really big on alternative relationships is it?
Do you mean “alternative relationships” or “alternating relationships”? What’s “alternative” about sleeping around?
The grass is always greener. and you have a evolutionary reptilian part of your brain that wants to spread it’s seed.
“The norm” is a pairing of two individuals. The ‘alternative’ was that couple people down the street that your mom and dad talked about when they didn’t think you would understand.
Basically, I just find the assumption that anyone (couple or otherwise) who experiments with various sexual partners is automatically resigned to a) STD and B) dying alone unmourned and unloved. I bet they also have C) a small dick or D) a loose pussy, too. If she’s a woman she’ll probably be raped too(just throwing that in there)
hmm, I didn’t finish my thought in the previous post. Oh well, figure it out.
Cranky,Or not.
Care.