CLEAN OFF YOUR CARS, YOU ASSHOLES! Q: What lazy shit can’t even clean off his windshield? Let alone the rest of the car? A: Apparently half of Halifax.
I can’t believe the police don’t haul these asses out of their cars and beat the windows out of the car. There, fuckface, no need to scrape anymore! Come on people, it is disgraceful and also quite dangerous to drive with 3 inches of snow on the entire car. But no, Novies think that THEY don’t have to stoop to cleaning their car off cuz everyone else will be watching out for them. Oh, and it’s a bonus lazy if you don’t clean the roof, so that it hardens into ice then launches off the roof into the car behind you. Lucky I am not a cop… Reckin’ freckin’ breckin’. —Sick of Lazy-Ass Maritimers
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.
I once went to Paris and found out that the banks were closed between 12 and 1 pm… I thought: ‘Shit! That’s stupid. What kind of idiot would do that????’ Then I realised I was in Paris.
why bother o.p., it is only going to be covered again in a few minutes. and even if one does manage to clean car, how about the next fucking asshole behind or ahead of them.
you have to have and use common sense, and in this city, proince, and country, that little item is sorely lacking for the majority over 10 years old.
yeah, i’ll clean my car, when every fucking one else, cleans theirs. that’s what you are saying, right? that’s the attiude and mentality behind that story then. you have to do your own thing, and let the assholes do theirs, if they chose not to, well then, slam into the assend of their vehicle, that will surely clear the shit off of it then, but at what price, stupidity.
and oh yes o.p., if you are sick of us, there is the option to just fucking move away, if you aren’t happy here, i care not a bit if you do.
paraplegics and otherwise disabled notwithstanding i assume.
It’s the old eye-test. If you can see, fine. If you can’t, clean it off. Common sense!
Hmmm….fuzzy white stuff? Hairy snow? Blurry flurries?
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Ohhhhhhhh…so that’s what the OP is bitching about! Now I get it!!!
aah suckster, you’ve seen me^^except i don’t pull my hair… i’m just loud
Yep I see it all the time after it snows. People are so lazy. I wish I was a cop, I’d be giving out tickets left, right and centre (off topic: not to mention the tickets I would be giving out because of people talking/ playing with their cell phones while driving).
If lazy was an Olympic sport, Nova Scotians would be have all the gold medals. At least we’d be good at something…nah, we would probably be too lazy to carry them home with us. Or we’d pawn them for cash.
North Americans are lazy in general.
I try to clean my roof off, but I’m fucking short and as shit and can’t really reach all the way to the middle of my roof even with a long scraper…. so yeah, sorry ’bout that.
It’s like this in Manhatten too.
That is one OB that I can take to heart. Fucking hate it when asshats are driving around with totally covered cars. At least turn on the fucking rear defroster if your to lazy to clean your car.
Most of the drivers I have seen in the last two weeks have had the snow cleared off their vehicles. Although you do get the odd fat bastard who is too lazy to do it, or even scrap the ice off his car’s windows. There is a fine if the police catch you without clearing your vehicle’s roof and windows off.
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2011/SUV…
It’s a safety hazzard is what it is. Somebody needs to die in this country for any laws to be made, apparently.
I saw a guy who rubbed his hand in the 3 inches of snow right in front of his face after that dump last week. He didn’t remove 1 flake anywhere else, and, bonus, was even too fuckin lazy to hit rear defrost (AOM- good point). So he literally had an area the size of a salad plate out of the entire glass area. I hope he went right into a plow.
LS: That answer is my standard answer as well, normally. BUT in this case I have to agree since the asshats doing this are endangering others. I care not a wit if Darwinism takes care of these meatheads, but too often it is the other person that suffers (a la Arch the Bullhead).
I want to share a story. When i was little my father used to put his hot coffee’s on the dash of his truck infront of where I was sitting, every day. Nothing every happened until one day something happened. It fell on me. And burned me, when I was four. Can you imagine what it might feel like to burn your little daughter? Something worse could happen, someone else could get seriously injured. Just because of being too lazy to remove some snow, simply because it will fall again. If something happens……….. You WILL have to live with it for the rest of yor life.
My mom also accidentally burned me with coffee and still feels sooo soo bad about it :(!
Hey OP, the best part of a highway commute is at 120kms…all the snow gets removed without any work on the part of us who live out here ~:)
it’s when it becomes hard and crunchy, melts a bit, then launches itself into the air
I love those ones painy…. when the whole engine bonnet sized piece, flys up into the air exploding into various sized chunks !
Fun times 😎
I’ve nearly died because ice punched through the windsheild…
3 hours in the hospital taking glass out of my hand and arm.
You assholes don’t wan’t to clear off the roof?
Fucking die in a fire……
horribly and miserably…
that was my point zZz…mr. more has the wrong end of my stick. nice to see you on a sunday
zZz…next time I’ll try using more water & really building the ole ice up…a bigger piece may have finished the job, oh well .
you know what they say, if at first you don’t succeed , try ,try again !
it wasn’t so much the ice, but the fact that I then couldn’t see through a punched in windshield whilst driving on the highway sandwiched between 2 18-wheelers that could crumple the car I was riding in to the space of a soda can.
Definitely the closest I’ve come to checking out .. involuntarily.