I want to learn about, enjoy, and even take part in tattoo culture, but ladies mud wrestling? I refuse to pay any money to support that. Why not have a wet t-shirt contest while you’re at it? I suggest replacing this anachronistic embarrassment with something all sexes and ages can enjoy. —Every Fucking Year
This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.


“I suggest replacing this anachronistic embarrassment with something all sexes and ages can enjoy.”
Like what? Kenners Easy-Bake Meth Lab?
How about making Monster Truck shows more apealing to intellectuals?
SEE GRAAAAAAAAVE-DIGGER CRUSH 50 STRADIVARIUS VIOLINS!
Even Montrealman would get jiggy wit dat.
All ages?
Who goes to get a tat and thinks,
“ya know, I wish there was a wiggles show ’round here”….
Are we still discussing Senator Duffy?
Sorry OP, in order to learn about, enjoy and/or take part in tattoo culture, you must first support lady mud wrestling. I’m confused.
I agree, wet t-shirt contests are a much better option. Its hard to see titties through all that nasty mud!!!
Mud Boobies!!!!!
*Ahem* Apologies. The Captain can get a little carried away sometimes
I have a couple of tattoos but no one told me about the mud wrestling. Where the fuck is it? I need to know, I need to go. Damn I hate getting ripped off.
it was last weekend bro, tho i did not go
I’ve also thought that it seemed kind of odd to cover tats up with mud at a tattoo show, but hey, maybe mud wrestling just seemed like another edgy, unorthodox, counter-culture thing to do in our over-regulated world, kinda like tattoos were before yummy mummies and douchebag golf jocks started getting inks of their ugly, snot nosed spawn done up at the fucking shopping mall next to Abercrombie & Filch.
You might also want to consider that getting down & dirty like that is as bona-fide interest as anything you’d line up for at the Anything 2 Do With Sex Show downtown, so in defense of those “born this way”, and those who just want to try something new for a change, Fuck You.
OHHHH OB , mud wrestling & a wet T shirt contest !
Great idea, but you forgot to mention … where is this place ?
it’s not a place, it’s a yearly event
What’s the problem if 2 consenting adults want to mud wrestle?
On the positive side mud is a good exfolient.
OP, you do realize the whole show is PRODUCED by women, right?
oh shit… that festival came and went without me even hearing about it?
grrrrrrrr.
sorry, i usually post about events at the forum
WTF is “tattoo culture”?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tattoo+culture
Yeah, yeah. I mastered googling already.
My tats are older than a lot of the people in the so-called tattoo culture. Got ’em back in the day. When tattooed women were extremely rare.
Am I a part of this “culture”? Not likely. Tattoo culture = mainstream. I don’t do mainstream. Never have. Never will.
haha, me too, ya old bag^^
Hey sista bitcha!
So, you know, don’t pay money to support mud wrestling. I get it, you don’t like it. We ALL get it. That’s like saying “Fuck me, i refuse to put money into a skate park because not everyone enjoys that”
No, shut up, it IS exactly like that. If women enjoy being exploited in this way and no harm comes to them, let them. Or is it just sour grapes that you didn’t make the cut?
Seriously i can’t even… This nonsense has gone too far.. Let people exploit each other if all parties agree. What does it have to do with the price of a disenfranchised prostitute in china? Put your feminism where it’s needed and get angry about the REAL injustices against women in this world.. cripes knows there are enough to choose from.