…will I be a bridesmaid in a wedding. A big giant fuck you to the bride who didn’t designate a maid of honor to do all the fucking dirty work. So, let me ask you, who ordered the dresses, planned the bridal shower, your bachelorette and listened to you for 6 months while you put every piece of yourself into this one day and obsessed about money and details???? ME!!! So, fuck you!
In the end, I can’t believe you were that big of a bitch that you didn’t have the balls to tell me that you actually did have a maid of honor and I had to find out when she did her speech at the actual wedding?! WTF!
Lastly, after eveything went your way and I spent hours upon hours making sure that you got everything you wanted/needed/expected… I got no thank you, no card, no gift, no NOTHING. Oh and to top it off, you’re ignoring my texts now?!
You’re the queen of C—s! F-U! —I Got Duped Big Time
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
kitty, is that you abitchin, souns like the wedding you were going to? if not,get it together o.p., you know better next time, right?
weddings are stupid, but funny http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/…
You’ll have the last laugh, when they divorce in a years time
We rented 2 witnesses, went for a beer after and told everyone a year later. And bought our own toaster.
we got married in our backyard, i catered it
Proper thing!
Nope, not my bitch.
Though, I will admit there were some very VERY trying moments in one of the two weddings I was maid of honour in. I was Maid of Honor in both weddings, and did the speech, so can’t be me!
And the brides I stood for gave us lovely gifts. Very heartfelt and generous. One got us handmade purses especially made for us with a silver compact with our names engraved. The other got us Coach purses.
My brides were good people. One was my very best friend, and the other was my cousin who’s as close to a sister as you can get. As stressed out as a I got at times being a bridesmaid, I know they’d do the same for me.
OB — your bride sounds like a first class bitch.
Oooh Painey — my parents got married at the family courts by the Justice of the Peace.
Cost them a grand total of 45 bucks.
Dad’s aunt and uncle took them out for supper at Cousins afterwards and my grandmother’s best friend had a small reception for them a few weeks later.
Mom said she wouldn’t change anything.
we are simple folks pk, no muss no fuss, no crazy bitches. http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2…
Doesn’t sound like much of a friend OP.
What a coincidence! That’s the same dress I’m wearing right now!
Me too – is it a full moon tonite? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
first day of fall freaky friends
No, pg – it’s late this year. Friday AM at 6 something. There ain’t no reason!
Well Bitches, it’s way past Labour Day and I’m wearin’ white. Fuck fall!
you are correct, it’s friday at 2.04 am pdt. my simpson’s calendar never lies
Isn’t every day except Labour day past Labour Day
White after Labour Day! They just did that on Law & Order: Fashion Violation Unit!
i never understood these fashion rules http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/up…
It sounds so Hamptons or something.
OB, that’s what wedding planners are for. Why the fuck would you waste your time helping her?
Why are weddings such a big deal? Get over it.
I agree with you there Canned.
*sigh* well she sounds like a complete bitch, there’s no doubt about that. But the “not returning your texts” thing, after everything you did, implies you might have been one too. (though justified perhaps..)