My car door hit yours during Hurricane Earl’s PRIME HURRICANE WINDS. Don’t you understand that I didn’t mean to hit your car? Was there no where else to park in the entire vacant lot besides directly next to me? I don’t think it’s fun to damage vehicles and call insurance companies. And $800 you want? Are you sure that’s to fix the dent in the car, or for replacing those missing front teeth?
Really, calling me a “FUCKING BITCH” before assessing the situation was not necessary. Your limited vocabulary speaks to your missing teeth and shitty choice in cars. Your mother should be so proud.
And what were planning on doing with that knife sitting politely on the passenger seat when I came to pay you? I’m so glad my two male friends came along, though they really were not there to “set you up”.
Good luck with all of that 😉 —I’m $800 richer than I thought
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.
You PAID her??? For what?
if this was a sunfire you dented, she should just get a new one… she’ll have change left over for an extra tall, half calf, no cream, mochalatte with just a whisper of cinnamon.
heh….. judging by the OP’s description of the “defendant”, a medium double-double at the Spryfield Timmie’s sounds a little more accurate…..
You damaged the other person’s vehicle period. Most people don’t mean to damage another’s vehicle but you are responsible.
Why did you pay? Tell him to fuck off. I bet the cops would be interested to know why he had a knife exposed on the passenger seat also.
There is nothing illegal about a knife sitting anywhere, unless it is classed as a retricted or prohibited weapon.
AHAHAHAHA ok, zZz, jonno, you two just made my otherwise shitty day.
ALso: agree with BT — hurricane or not you gotta pay fo’ the damage, yo’. I would’ve let her take you to small claims though. That way she’d had to produce estimates and a reasonable third party could’ve determined the cost, because obviously, given the huge asshole this person is, she isn’t really reasonable.
seriously though? $800 for a dented door? Give me a hammer and a CD copy of ABBA Gold and I’d have that back in tip top shape.
If I could, I’d give you ALL the copies of ABBA.
every last one….
then I would burn them all while you were sleeping….
you’d be burning mere shards of cd then…. just think of the fun i could have with a hammer and every copy of ABBA Gold.
Bite your tongue, zZz!
matthew! me love me turtle dove^^
I think, were I to invent a single serving time machine, I would go back and assassinate each and every one of their parents….
Then I’d take advantage of my future knowledge and ‘invent’ all the amenities we have today…. from my winnings on both the stock market and sports gambling.
kinda like in ‘back to the future 2’… only with the abba parents murdered.
the perfect past to create the perfect future.
MATTHEW! Where the heck have you been?
800 bucks for what, a little ding, i bet that’s all it was. the shops have a good pickings with fools and their insurance companies. but as to parking in a vacant lot, i used to do it all the time, and lo and behold, someone would park right next to me. it’s human nature to herd.
I wouldn’t have paid this motherfucker. Take me to small claims court.
Fuck, take me to Judge Judy instead.
Jesus, don’t go out during a hurricane for fuck’s sake. It’s two hours of your life; stay home.
go to insurance if an accident is in a parking lot, they are 50/50 no fault – likely wouldn’t have cost a cent plus bet asshole wouldn’t have gone through with wanting $ IF he even had insurance, then you would be 100% off scott free. Suspect you were being played!
The parking lot 50/50 rule only applies when both vehicles are in forward motion. If you hit a parked car in parking lot you have to pay for ALL the damages since uh, you hit a PARKED car.