I love ya. I love ya for feeling so damn free in the gym locker room that you toss that towel aside and say ‘fuck you, my bush needs some air’, I wish I could do the same but alas it’s just bare T&A for me…all of that being said, STRAP A TOWEL AROUND YOUR WASTE the next time you drop anything in front of anyone ya dirties! Things such as your hairbrush, your panties, your tampons can ALL be picked up appropriately when you need to bend over and retrieve!
AND IF YOU DROP YOUR TOWEL here’s what you do: bend at the fucking knee so I don’t have to see the inside of your vag!
Don’t get me wrong, a naked lady is beautiful…especially hot ones but this is too much. WAY too much…and how do I know you’re not some trench coat lesbian flasher that ends up diddling in the shower after “accidently” dropping your shit?? This is absolutely just offensive as a man doing it…think about it. Check it. Peace.
—Semi Naked Bitch
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.
Are you using the term waste as a pun or are you using it ironically? Or is it just bad spelling? In all honesty though, this happens in guy’s change rooms, but you usually end up seeing saggy old man nuts. We can switch places if you want.
WASTE? As in poo?
I agree with Dr Fever. You’re waaaay better off than us men. Spend some time as a fly on the wall in a mens’ locker room and you’ll be so happy to go back to seeing the inside of that vag!
Yup. Naked ladies trump naked men every time.
I hereby banish the OP to one solid month frequenting European spa’s. *rolls eyes*
There is an easy way of not having to deal with those unwanted sights: “Eyes…Front and Center Soldier!!!”. Avert your observation to a more pleasant experience.
Sure you will still catch the occasional unwanted sight, but that’s just part of the hassle of using a locker room…exhibitionists. At least in your locker room you describe hot ladies doing this…try being a guy, feck it’s a downright horrendous experience.
kay, with that last sentence you just handed down, it sounds like you have been watching too much Video on Trial….and apparently so have I *sigh*.
“Would you look at that, Flo? It’s a naked human working on their hygiene,” and the apes gasped with gaping jaws.
Miles… you might be onto me. LOL
Keep your eyes on your own fries!
Yeah, I too hate it when I go to the locker room and trench coat lesbian flashers force me to look at their vaginas.
I always miss all the fun.
I always suspected there was way cooler shit going on in the girl’s locker room….like naked shower rescue.
I’d be too busy kicking my tits out of the way to notice some nekkid chick giving me a twatty wink.
I know right? I can’t go to the gym without some lesbian flasher wandering in, since the only thing they ever go there for is to check you out, you hot piece, you. They couldn’t possibly be working out, changing, and going on with their day.
Grow up.
Funny you should mention it…
I am new to Way We Bitch, and in didn’t take long for Video On Trial to pop into my head. Frankly, I find that Video on Trial, although clever and amusing at times, can wear on me after awhile. I guess things just get old faster for me. The difference here is that there are many contributors that offer informative, well thought out responses to many issues, as well as clever, laugh-out-loud humour. There is a better balance (especially if you read with blinders on :).
That said…
I am not so sure a woman will deliberately flash her inner-workings. I think bending to pick up something dropped is more of a knee-jerk response, especially to those who are comfortable with their nudity. A woman grabbing my ass in a club, that is unmistakable. Which, by the way, although a compliment on some level, I found it to be offensive (just as I would not appreciate a strange man familiarly touching on me).
Beware women with nipples you could hang a hat on.
Naked women with vaginas, oh noes!! Of course they must be lesbians, who else could be so boldly uncouth to think they could go naked in a locker room?
Really though, I can’t imagine it’s that hard to avoid staring deep into some woman’s happy valley, OP. Avert your eyes, ya perv!
I’m working on new invention called a VUBA tank (vagina underclothing breathing apparatus).
And they were staring at me – with their EYES!!!!
LOL sometimes it’s hard to avert your eyes when you look into the mirror and to your right is a pair of beef curtains hanging out with a big white tampon string hanging down. It’s like a car wreck — you don’t WANT to look, but when it’s right there in your face….gah.
I sort of agree with this bitch in that, I don’t know how someone can feel so comfortable to bend over and put their vag on display to a bunch of strangers, same sex or not. I certainly wouldn’t, and yes, I do change in the locker rooms and don’t give a shit about that — I just wouldn’t bend over and show the entire gym membership (I go to a lady’s only gym) my vag. Just sayin’
There used to be an older lady in the Dalplex change room who insisted on drying her hair naked, seated with legs slightly apart right next to the steps up to the gym. The irony was that she would always sit ON a towel but never took the extra step to wrap it around her. While it was hard to avoid her on your way upstairs, one glance at the bush usually shocked my eyes into a downcast motion.
Ok..I went from gagging to laughing and back to gagging throughout this whole bitch. But the car wreck part is right…your minds saying “LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!…but your eyes are locked.
@ hellakitty: Maybe it wasn’t the hair on her head that needed drying?
Yeesh, OP. You were born by the pussy and you probably have one yourself (I thought OP is female). Its just a body part like the hand, ears or belly button!
Chill the frig out, its just a vagina. I was born by one and hope I die by it as well.
And you were born naked also like everyone else. Time to get over seeing bare skin. Or do you have flashbacks of being spanked on your bare ass and it freaks you out to be around nudity?
shit guys if she wants t wave her muff at me, here i am baby.jesus, don’t get bent o0ut of shape by some chicks pussy. maybe if she was crossing a street texting?