This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Naked aggression
To the asshole who decided it would be funny to steal my clothes off my clothesline: Thanks to you, I’m down five pairs of jeans and god knows what else and I have to go replace most of my wardrobe with money I don’t have. If I see you wearing my clothes
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Stealing clothing is just slightly above stealing food on the lowest of the low chart. What is with you freaks that take things out of people’s dryers, etc?
You might want to check the second hand stores. As much as I love the movie Fight Club, it helped spread clothes theft: Helena B-C steals from a laundromat & sells the gear to a 2nd hand store for cash on the spot.
You have five pairs of jeans and you’re complaining? I wish I could find five pairs of jeans I liked…but if you have five pairs of jeans you’re still doing ok…not to rectify the fact that some low life fuck stole your clothes…I find that bothersome and if I ever catch anyone trying to steal my shit I swear I’ll break their fucking fingers…people will try to steal everything thats not nailed down. (and sometimes when it is)…so I feel bad for you that your clothes got stolen, that really sucks…but if you have five pairs of jeans still theres no need to break the bank. Definitely check out the second hand stores…and truth be told sometimes you can find nice stuff at Wal-Mart for under 30$ and I’ve lately noticed that at Superstore (like Joseph Howe) they have some nice clothes too…food for thought I guess!!
Wow that’s just WRONG on so many levels. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Were they all brought up in a barn? Oh wait … animals don’t steal essentials from one another.
Well, the person(s) who stoled your clothes probably won’t be reading this, as the coast magazine is free.
Hey Bargain Hunter…Re-read the bitch…Missing my Clothes is down five pairs, not down to five pairs of jeans. Someone steal your reading glasses Bargin Hunter?
It shouldnt matter how many jeans she has left. The fact is someone stole her jeans and thats wrong no matter what.