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You thought it would be fun to fire your half empty pop bottle at the pedestrian waiting at the crosswalk as you and your buddy roared by in the cage…well, guess what asshat…better go practice up some more ‘cos you missed me! You suck!!!! I laugh at you. I fart in your general direction. —WTF
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
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His mother was a hamster.
and his father smelled of Elderberries, now go away or I will taunt you a second time!
And even if the pop bottle would have hit you, it would have just been a flesh wound.
I knew a guy once who, while driving by a a pedestrian, screamed at them with the intention of scaring of them, and then proceeded to rear end the car in front of them. I wish I was that pedestrian cause I would have laughed my ass off.
holey moley batman, a brain dead bitch, and bitcher.
you is lucky it weren’t a brick or his aim was better.
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
fetchez la vache!!!
Please let me go back and face the peril.
Plate number? Of course not. Fool. Sure they didn’t hit you?
OP here.
Sebastian: It was dark and the car whizzed by so fast there wasn’t time to notice a plate #. You weren’t there to see this so I guess it is quite easy for you to be critical but less so to make a relevent critique which makes one of us a fool but it is not I.
Life Sucks: Holy fuck dude! What’s so braindead about waiting at a crosswalk for one’s turn to cross and getting used for target practice for no reason at all? What if this happened to your grandmother? Because it did happen to someone’s grandmother. Who would be braindead? Your gramma or the idiot launching the missile at her? Braindead indeed.
Thanks q…but I don’t recall signing up to be the target for pop bottle chucking asshats. I prefer my flesh to be wound free actually…funny that!
And again LS’ amazing charm is exploited….. along with sebastian_’s irrelevance. Haha.
btw Oceanlady… q’s comment was yet another reference to Monty Python’s Holy Grail (Black Knight scene this time….HAHAHA)
OP, try to see the silver lining –
– think of the bottle as ‘half FULL”!
Thanks jonnoman for reminding me of the reference to q…’s remark which I’d completely forgotten. Sorry q… It’s been too long since I’ve watched Holy Grail. Thanks to ‘q…’ I will remedy that.
hehe, “we’ll call it a draw then…”
You are right fRosTy…but either way they missed me so I thumb my nose at them…na na na na naaaaa….hehehehehehe!
Next time I’ll wear one of those bull’s eye targets to help improve the little bastard’s aim! LOL!
she must be spanked… and after her, spank me…
and then, the oral sex
How do you know she’s a witch? She turned me into a newt…I got better. Yes Oceanlady you should be required by law to watch that movie once a year. BTW all, the Beep is in the mail and on it’s way to BC as we speak!
“i didn’t vote for you” . “you don’t vote for a king”
tho life of brian is still my all time fav
I want you to go into the forest, and chop down the biggest tree you can… with a HERRING!
Welease Wogew!
We’re knights of the round table, we dance whenever we’re able…
aquatic tarts laying in ponds distributing swords is no means for establishing a form of government….
or maybe it is.
next bitch to jump off the bridge in the harbor should be the new mayor….
once you clean all the shit off her of course….
Insteads of painting a target on you, or maybe 2 ,one on the left one on the right of your shirt ~;)…. you could instead get a baseball glove.
So the next time you can try & catch the damn thing & throw it back ~:)
“I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight but I must cross this bridge”
“Then you shall die!”
~Monty Python and The Holy Grail
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Glad to hear you got your BEEP Bluenoser. Don’t forget to ration yourself! I better get out and get mine before it’s too late! Better not forget to wear my bullseye. Wouldn’t to deprive someone of their practice shots. LOL!
sorry ocean lady, it was chopped in two pieces, i should have read that the person throwiwing was braindead, and the bitcher were lucky it weren’t a brick. didn’t mean to ruffle your cute little feathers there.
shit, i’m tired and can’t even make a sentence or spell tonight.
“All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”
.. for you paingirl… Life Of Brian is my all-time fave as well…haha
“he likes to drive the pramalot”
DO NOT THROW SHITE OUT OF YOUR WINDOWS
What did he say? The meek shall inherit the earth. Oh that’s nice, they don’t get anything…
hahaha… this is my favorite thread of all-time (and hell of a hijacking job too…) Anyone know the owner of the Oxford? We should get a Life Of Brian/Holy Grail doubleheader shown there…..
ocean lady et al: would it not make things easier if you just used your real/fake names when posting an original
Yeah Jonno we could put a Monty python thread on the ‘Love the way we Love’ but no one would see it. Are you the Peoples Front of Judea’? Fuck Off! Peoples Front of Judea, we’re the Judean Peoples Front.
bahaha…………
…I burst my pimples at you…
…you can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!…
Comedic genius.
Nice Python quotes people, though I’m not sure I am placing zZz’s.
OMG I am dying here laughing at this. I love Monty Python. Thanks for this.
Oceanlady… you mean:
After King Arthur and his servant Patsy approach a castle pretending to ride horses and making clip-clop sounds with a coconut:
Castle Guard (to King Arthur): You’re using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Castle Guard: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ em together.
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through……
Castle Guard: Where’d you get the coconut?
Arthur: We found them.
Castle Guard: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut’s tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Castle Guard: Well this is a temperate zone.
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climates in winter yet these are not strangers to our land….
Castle Guard: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
or viewable here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8
CLASSIC SCENE……
LOL, you guy’s need to get out more =)
angel- have you ever seen Life Of Brian?? If not I am so bringing it over and we’re watching it over a beer or 12…. haha
Sounds like the makings of a good plan to me=)
I’ve got to relinquish LoB to second..
the grail takes it for me.
and Oceanlady, I didn’t directly quote the aquatic tart one… couldn’t quite remember it word for word…
but the rest are in there.
“let me go back in and face the peril” and the spank and oral sex onces were from the castle anthrax section with the grail shaped beacon. most people forget about those…
coconuts migrate were already explained..
I like the whole damn thing.
I’m just waiting for someone to use the alias “Roger the Shrubber”
we are listening to monty python sings at the shop
paingirl- tell me where you are and I’ll come in to buy something. I could listen to MP all day….
ARTHUR: O, Knights of Nee, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.
ARTHUR: What is that?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are now… no longer the Knights Who Say Nee.
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of– Knights Who ‘Til Recently Said Nee?
sorry jonno if i told you i would have to kill you
just like the rabbit
haha.. you know you could lied to me. Then chuckled to yourself as you pictured me wandering around some store looking creepily at all the girls that worked there…. I mean, that’s what I would have done.
isn’t it Ni?
I always thought of it as Ni
or maybe nii… like wii…
I dunno.
this is really just useless banter.
and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and oragutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu
According to wikipedia:
‘The Knights Who Say Ni! are a band of knights from the comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, feared for the manner in which they utter the word “ni” (pronounced /ni/, like knee but clipped short). They are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neee-Wom.’
Thanks for the quote clarification guys. It was zZz’s oral sex and spanking quote I was not placing but now I’ve got it.
i don’t have the holy grail but i do have the life of brian…screening tonight in my den
jehovah jehovah he said jehovah…oooh my stomach muscles