I look forward to seeing you more than I should. I think you look forward to seeing me more than you should. Yet we’re locked in a socio-political stalemate that states we cannot come within four sexual kilometers of each other. Too bad for that, because between us, we’re producing enough pheromones to take down a medium sized elephant. But thank you for sharing them with me. Please don’t be afraid of what will happen if you share a little more. I won’t tell on you. —The Funny Girl
This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.