When you come over to our house to have some drinks, pace your fucking self! You got up outta your seat all loaded and started dancing and had the fucking nerve to tell me to stop playing Xbox and to get up dancing! I force myself to tolerate my sister’s friends when she brings them over to party, but you crossed the fucking line! I don’t wanna dance with you and I definitely don’t want your disgusting ass! Who the fuck do you think you are anyway? Come into MY house and tell me to dance with you?! I’m not into you and I’m out of your league. You are not allowed here again! —Too Good for your Drunken Ass
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2011.
Oh my gawd NO SHE DID NOT. What a bitch indeed.
Good for you and I hope you told your sister to keep the assholes out from now on.
But, did they at least keep the noise of their animalistic rutting to a minimum, this time around.?
lol….me think thou doth protest too much, OP. You seem to be getting awfully upset over something that appears to be so minor. I think you actually DO secretly harbour some feelings for your sister’s friend and now that she has flirted with you, you’re a little embarrassed and trying to convince yourself that you don’t want her or that “your out of her league”. Is that it? hmmmm… I wonder. All she did was ask you to dance, what’s the worst that could happen?
Oh, and….XBox sucks ass.
At first I thought it was a bit of an overreaction, but, not really knowing the whole situation, I can’t say for sure. Constantly having drunk people over at your house can be pretty annoying.
I agree with you Orgasmatron, on both counts. Having drunk people constantly over gets very old, very fast, but I didn’t really get the impression that this was a ‘constant’ occurance…frequent, maybe, but not constant. But that ties in to the second point I agree with you on, and that is I don’t know the whole situation and I can’t say for sure. But if I were a betting man…..
I’m with OB, when you’re in your home, trying to do whatever it is you like to do to unwind, in this case Xbox, and some annoying bitch is trying to hit on you, oblivious to the fact that you’re not interested, in fact probably repulsed by them, it’s fucking annoying, especially when they’re drunk. ESPECIALLY when it’s your sister’s friend. If the genders were reversed I think OB gets more sympathy.
oh and avast? You’re reaching. Just sayin. This ain’t by bitch either.
Drunk sister’s friend – punt – out the fucking door.
I think the OP just needs some cheap tequila and some dancing tunes, then see if they can restrain from dancing :D. And Immmeeen, they have a nice practice girl, ripe for the taking.
lolz
If my brief experince on X-box live is an indication the Op probably called her “A motherfucking spawn camping, haxor faggot.”
My advice: Throw her a bang, and then don’t call her. You get laid, and she stops coming around. Win win!
What I would have given to have one of my sister’s friend get liquored up and hit on me when I was OP’s age. This is a bitch?!
Anyway take nevermind’s sage advice.
“thou doth protest too much, OP” YUP agreed.
Fake bitch.
Nerd Alert!
Yea, the OB definately overstated things, but I can’t stand a drunk come-on either.
http://www.lolskanks.com/wp-content/upload…
But then, what’s she supposed to do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedmgWhZNco…
but if your sis dumped him, you would probly be fucking him in an instant. what a crock of sisterly bullshit.
i might be wrong, but given you a chance, bet that i’m not.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but to me the OP sounds like a bitter wet blanket soaked in vinegar. Ooooh, she asked you to get up dancing! Big fucking deal. And if I read correctly she told you to get up dancing, not necessarily told you to dance WITH HER. Why did you assume she wanted you? It seems to me she saw you with a big scowl on your face concentrating on your precious game and just wanted you to loosen up a bit. So she likes to have fun but had a little too much to drink, it’s not the end of the world.
How are you out of her league??? She’s having fun with her friends and you’re just playing xbox all by your itty bitty self. Judging by your arrogant, judgemental, uptight and personality you’re displaying here, I’m gonna guess that you don’t have any friends.
Pull the quad cane outta your ass, OP.
where the fuck do any of you see that this is a female hitting on the xbox player. to me, it sounds like the exact opposite, with drunk horny dude, wanting to get it on with lil’ sister, who may do that, once field is clear, right o.p? you can tell us the truth, we are grown ups.
I have an Xbox Live account.
When things get me down I go online and hunt terrorists and aliens.
The last thing I want when I’m racking up an impressive killing spree is some woman waltzing into view wearing nothing but a smile.
I can’t concentrate with that kind of shit happening in my lap.
Just a bias on my part LS. I usually associate Xbox users as young men or boys.
you completely act like a submissive person.keep your comments far from the alpha males hearing distance.heres a word for you–bitch.sniviling bitch.thats right my english has not improved with my absence–lol
Is this “Duh Reich” tard an old troll? Did he use the same avatar?
What a doof!
“Alpha male”… Lols
Maybe the only one in your mom’s basement…
Funny stuff. Makes me miss ol Handjob, who at least could wind people up sometimes.
Yes, Wheelie, I believe it’s the same ol’ homo-with-a-nazi-fetish troll that we know, same avatar and all.
I think who wrote this is gay or need to get layed.
@ LIFE SUCKS IS RIGHT, SO is a guy or girl playin sexbox, it does sound like a scummy dude hitting on a young pretty sister and the booze gave this guy the liquid courage he needed, because he probably always wanted to be on a physical side with her, yeah it starts with the old arm around her, hug her stuff and now it seems he always had these feelings and urges towards her and acted upon it, oh my FAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC