You are my one, and you always will be. I know you need your time and space in order to work some things out, and I know I do too. However, I will always wait for you, because without you who would I discuss the latest and greatest horror films (fan cam?!), books, my nursey day, listen to black metal and make that passionate love with? For what it’s worth, the egg is safe with me. I love you, always. P.S. You DON’T look like Galifianakis, and people (be they fresh and/or direct or not) need to stop saying that shit. —Love Sick Metal Chick
This article appears in Jul 26 – Aug 1, 2012.
