So what if i dont leave everyday at noon to go drown myself in fat from the fast food joints around town and instead i bring a lunch..

So when i st down at my desk at 12 noon (we dont have a lunch room) and take a bite of my sandwich.. PISS OFF!! no i wont do this for youm no i wont do that.. IM EATING MYLUNCH ON THE BREAK I DO NOT GET PAID FOR.. leave me alone and pretend i am not here!!!

If i want to read the coast and catch up on the latest bitch gossip i can.. without question… wanna know why? BECAUSE IM ON MY LUNCH BREAK!! this is the time where i could leave for 30 minutes.. or not..

Ive tried telling you “sure, once im off my lunch” and i get a *sigh* and a “well your here anyway”

eating my lunch in my car in the parking lot tomorrow

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6 Comments

  1. I like traffic lights,I like traffic lights,I like traffic likes,But not when they are red!

  2. I had this same problem and I had to leave to office during break and lunch in order to get some peace and quiet. I’m afraid that’s your only alternative unless you want to get nasty, which isn’t a good idea. Once the weather improves (yeah, right), you can opt for taking your lunch outdoors to a place like the Grand Parade or whatever’s around where you work.

  3. The opposite is true for me, my office IS the lunch room, so I have to put up with people interrupting my work for snacks every minute of everyday. No wonder I don’t get anything done. Well, there’s that, and this. I think I’ll get fired soon. Mort, are you on drugs, or just watching too much monty python?

  4. Miles,I told you once.No you didn’t.Yes I did.Look, this isn’t an argument.Yes it is. No it isn’t!

  5. well first of all, mortimer you are a fucking retard, or I dont understand what you are doing, and secondly I agree, i feel the same way when I eat my lunch but I just streight up ignore ppl when Im on my lunch break that ask me to do shit, ( we dont have a lunch room either) as soon as i start my unpaid half hour my coworkers can fuck right on in terms of expecting me to do anything remotly work related

  6. Angry_Guy: Thanks for your intelligent, witty, properly punctuated, correctly spelled comment. I am indeed a fucking retard, as you cleverly deduced. Anyone who thinks my little sillinesses are merely quotes from Monty Python’s Flying Circus, a very famous British comedy series, and not manifestations of my fucking retardedness, is clearly not as astute as you. Thank goodness you have joined our forum, to give it a much-needed dose of clear-headed, sharp-minded, well-thought-out reasoning.Oh, and while you’re Googling Monty Python’s Flying Circus, please also Google the word “sarcasm.”

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