To the girl at my work that says only two words all day long, ALL DAY LONG! There are more than two words in the dictionary! Everyone reading this is responding with the two words you can’t stop using, EXACTLY and CORRECT. You need to be corrected, because you are an exact pain in the ass. Please go find another job and rid us of this pain. —ExactlyCorrect
This article appears in Mar 10-16, 2011.


MORE BLOOD BITCHES! >: 0
I’m starting to feel like Lady Flippin’ MacBeth here. “Out, out damned spot….
if these are THE ONLY two words she uses, and keeps quiet the rest of the day, onsider yourself lucky. you could have me there. and let me tell you o.p., i can talk and would drive you nuts for sure.
good day ivan, still on for tomorrow?
At least she isn’t going on and on about the everyday minutiae of her life, OP.
You betcha Bra. Lets make it around 1:00. Gonna have to limit myself to 1 pint though. Anyone else wants to join up – you know the rendezvous.
mm hmm thats right
have a drink or six for me boyos
First Toast – “TO PAINEY” Screeeee.
Likely a call centre bitch.
Maybe these two words are euphemisms for “Fuck Off”
I work with people who dont talk that much and it doesnt bother me at all.
At least she’s better than the ones that won’t shut the fuck up at work.
goddamn it ivan, i just got a call out of town at 6:30 a.m., gotta head to truro. one of my clients is having major problems with his setup.
hope to be back by noon, but not sure. will try to let you know the deal before then. when people call, i have to go, it keeps bread on table, and in pockets. se ya later, hopefully.
I can dig it Lifer. If you show, you show and if you don’t , you don’t. Have a safe drive.
complain much… maybe you need a vacation… quit criticizing other people… ever think maybe it’s you who should find a new job… EXACTLY and CORRECT are stellar words…. “I hate Monday’s.” EXACTLY…. “It’s coffee time.” CORRECT…. See… learn to relax OP… Geez
BASICALLY is the word that lights my blue touch paper.
I’m with Koda on this one 🙂