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the fact that there are no women in the men’s public washroom doesn’t entitle those with lousy aim to splatter the seats. not all business is done standing up. go pick up a toilet seat at a yard sale and attach it to a wall in your apartment. practice with that and splatter all you like.
—hovering hater
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.
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I hate the jerks who use the lou when there are perfectly good urinals that will do the trick.
ESPECIALLY at concerts and the like.
You just know its them straining it so it spatters all over the fucking place.
dicks.
with dicks.
lol…..aim for the floor instead.
Or don’t be a lazy asshole and use some TP to wipe it off.
welcome to hillbilly halifax,land of the gushing pissers that can’t aim well.hell,i never have that problem,although i do have to back up about 14 inches to use one.
Just be thankful that the bathrooms aren’t like “out west” with Velcro glued to every flat surface to prevent the use of cocaine.
It’s classy
Um, LS, hate to tell you, but it’s not just in Halifax, or NS.
It’s a worldwide epidemic of cross-eyed or easily distracted dudes (and hovering bitches).
not on the seats though angel??? that would make me hover
that i would pay to see,paingirl.
This issue is not only for the men’s room! The women’s room at my work is fucking terrible. There are presents on the seats DAILY and at least once a week it smells like someone sat on the floor and pissed. Last week there were not liquid presents on the seat but the other one….I almost fucking ralphed..and then realised I had nowhere to puke anyway. I wonder if it’s my office of 3 women or the lovely ladies across the hall playing bridge all day…
Public bathrooms ruin my day.
in my restaurant the womans washrooms were ALWAYS worse than the mans and i had a cleaning contract in a mall and womans can was always disgusting especially the one near a dance club
Yeah that’s why, if I can, I sneak into the men’s room at a club and use their un-used stalls…no one minds ;D
this bitch belongs with “office life”…i am reminded of the turlet scene in trainspotting, i have been in public wc much like that in and outside of canada…the bushes are much more pleasant and women’s bathrooms are the worst
Unfortunately, women don’t just use bathrooms to void bowels, we also have a relatively messy monthly visitor, apparently many of us have ZERO idea how to dispose of our, um, “corks & covers”…
I try to hold it if I am out in public rather than go in a public washroom, we women are gross…
Sometimes I sit down to pee when I’m really drunk and know I’m not going to have decent aim. *waits for someone to start snickering*
LOL @ paingirl. No not on the toilet seats, that would be awkward. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if people used the toilet seats as a last resort. *shudder*
nobody going to say anything miss sodeypop 🙂
try being at sea martym it makes less mess when ya park it ^^
Im always wonder why women feel the need to hover (besides avoiding the mess of the previous hoverer). The only part of me that touches the seat are the back of my thighs, and they are pretty clean.
or the train which i rode back to On. recently that required a few mop ups (which i did)!
Jesus even when I’m drunk , I can aim my dick and hit what I am aiming for. No lie – I rarely hit the seat – if i do I wipe it off!!! And i need no hair on the hole to find that either LMAO !!!
train seconded! …might as well be doing it in a Tilt-A-Whirl. lol
as paingirl says for ships…better just put it in park.
With regards to zZz’s comment, I too don’t understand the guys who go to the full toilet just to take a leak when there is a free urinal. Oftentimes, men will not pee in one of the middle urinals, either.
I think it’s a privacy thing mainly, but I’m not going to look at your small dick, alright! I’ve got my own 12 inch hunk of man meat to worry about.