I’d love to know why my boss is such a fucking idiot. All day long, (especially when it isn’t busy), he wanders in and out of my office, and most of the time during these (rather frequent) visits, he leans and hoovers over my desk. Not because i need assistance with something, no. Just because he loves to annoy the crap out of me, make me feel uncomfortable, and have me breathe in his disgusting big-mac breath. I especially like how he feels it necessary to flirt with me, as if i’d ever feel compelled to reciprocate. Dear Boss: No, i don’t think you’re attractive, smart, OR funny. Yes, i do think you’re fat, obnoxious, AND full of yourself/shit. Go ahead, throw another tantrum. At this point, it’s really the highlight of my day to watch a grown man act like he’s three years old.
This article appears in Apr 3-9, 2008.
Hopefully you run into him outside of work somewhere and he tries to hit on you and you can snub him good. You can’t say what you want in the office but in a bar he is just another loser.
Time to file an harassment complaint…..
Yep I am with Ernie on this one….
I agree!
Have some random pamphlets on harassment in the workplace on your desk where he hovers… he might get the hint…