I love that thing so much. I love when you kiss all over my body and it tickles my skin. You are my perfect match, I know we confess it to each other all the time, but I love you so much. You make me feel so alive and happy, unlike I’ve ever felt in my whole life. I can’t believe we both existed on this earth for so long and survived without being in each others’ embrace. If this gets printed, I promise you one heck of a sexual adventure mon’taime xo —Home is wherever I’m with you
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2010.


I know a Bitcher who loves beardos and Rawks la langue francaise. Could there be more? Happy for ya whoever you are. >: )
va va va voom! I imagine there are others out there too… I hope it gets printed and gives someone a night of adventure. he he he.
HOW SALTY IS THIS BEARD?
print this mofo…
take half a page even.
That’d be a hell of a xmas gift to someone from the coast.