I think you’re wonderful. I’ve had a thing for you for a little while, but after the few dates with your friend, it would be tacky to pursue anything with you. I had my chance all those moon ago and let it pass me by. Now that things are said and done and you have a girlfriend and I have gone out on a series of dates with your friend, I doubt it will ever happen for us. So I’m moving on, despite being able to see us happily married, with kids, and eventually sitting on a porch on a nice sunny day in our twilight years, watching our grandchildren play. I just want you to know, before I shut the feelings off, how wonderful you are. You are kind, decent, incredibly intelligent and someone I’ll always root for. Thanks for existing. You make the world a better place just by being in it. —Goodbye Girl
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
*dreamy sigh*
come on, take a chance, don’t regret this for the rest of your life. Ask her out anyway. 🙂
The girlfriend could be the tricky part, Frenchie. Not so sure on the “had a few dates with your friend” part… maybe it would depend on how things stand with the friend and OP?
Yeah, move the fuck on. Plenty of fish in the sea, many of which will do you better. Focus on who loves you.
give in to all those ‘life is short’ types…
let him fuck you on the side and run out in the night…
seems to be popular … and easy… and then we’ll have some ammo in another few days.
win win
Depending how serious it got with the friend, I wouldn’t really be worried about that. Unless the friend is still mooning over you. And bonus if you never got around to fucking the friend!
It’s the gf I’d be concerned about. Some guys get pretty pissed off (and girls too) when someone who knows they have a significant other declares feelings/interest or asks them out. While some don’t care. You COULD always wait until they break up, but that’s a dicey situation because what if they never do? And you realize this after you missed out on some awesome opportunities?
But there are some that say as long as they’re not married they’re fair game. I’m not so sure if I can get into THAT idea… thoughts, guys?
I have a thought….
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
But what’s the point if they’re in a relationship?
I’m sure YOU’D just love it if someone professed their love to you whilst you were in a relationship. I know i would! :-/
Sorry, read that wrong. I read it as “how do you tell THEM when you’re out of invisible ink”
never happen… and if it did, I’d know at least one is lying…
Why would it never happen? Anything’s possible, dude.
and David Blaine’s the next messiah.
actually, this book is loosely based on me so….
http://www.bangzo.com/ebayimages/mr_imposs…
*shakes head* You’re incorrigible, mr zed. Do you REALLY have no idea how awesome you are, or is it all just an internet act?
Lighten up on yourself a bit! I stand by what I said: ANYTHING’S possible. Trust me 🙂
Also, I think you’ve missed the point of mr impossible:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GnOh8Dipoc
Unless you’re trying to tell us you can think yourself invisible and jump over houses and that you live in a house on top of a tree!
This one’s based on PK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUAEKcTIt64
http://www.animaljokes.net/pictures/bunnyp…
So you CAN’T jump over houses or think yourself invisible and you don’t live in a house on top of a tree?
What a disappointment.
I’m practically invisible already….
it would depend on the house…
and
my pad is more bitchin than the berenstain bears…
http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/up…
I thought you lived here:
http://519biz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/…
Or, at least own shares in it.
And maybe if you spoke the fuck UP every once and a while you wouldn’t be practically invisible. You’re wayyy to fucking quiet.
GO TIGER GO!
GO TIGER GO!
http://www.gianttiger.com/en/
I think I’ll get a pair of these in white:
http://www.gtboutique.com/flyer/ladies/?ca…
And pair them with this in blue:
http://www.gtboutique.com/flyer/ladies/?ca…
Then I’d be the classiest bitch in Fairview fo’ sho’
Can’t forget the shoes!:
http://www.gtboutique.com/flyer/ladies/?ca…
And I’m STILL waiting on that tiger blood, mister!!! *seriousface*
um um um I thought you were serious for a second about the white tights
my reaction can be found at 3:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqy-sAhynNk
Who says I’m not?
heh.
I have to prepare for the inevitable day when I, too, will be a resident of said fair view ville.
LOLZ.