Yeah you… the guy walking the 2 German Shepherds who picked up one’s shit and bagged it (probably only because I was going into the house and you saw me looking your way). Nice of you to do that, but don’t walk halfway down my street, look back to see if I’m still looking (I was, but you didn’t see me) and then fling the bag into the snow along the side of the street. I know you heard me yelling at you and it’s really too bad I had my 2 year old in the house because I would have taken the car and returned your nice bad of goodies back to you. Now this morning I’m pretty sure I saw you coming out of a house not far from me. I hope I see you with the dogs (I’ll make sure that’s where you live). You may get a surprise in your mailbox come spring. —Likes dogs, not the owners
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.
Peeved pooch poop police proposes postal payback.
alliteration for the nation^^
Indeed, but can you say it 5 times really fast? Hehe!
hehe, p’s are easy s’s are hard. she sells seashells by the seashore
Sealed sidewalk sausages, silently sent, signal censure by sibilant citizen
(cough) Peter Piper…p’s are not so easy for me:S
I hope he get’s the right house. I can only imagine the escalation if his neighbours get as angry as he does.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, that’s an easy one
Good one Ivan-of-the-ess-words.
S’s aren’t any easier for me either. Perhaps it is true of any alliteration.
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At least the guy chose a real dog, and not one of those little, yapping bitches. I always throw my german sheppard’s bagged crap into a garbage can at/near a Moron Transit bus stop or those new solar-powered, electronic garbage recycling/sorting boxes on the waterfront.
Duck pain-sis, Ivan’s woodchuck norris is chucking wood! Learned loggage launching looms large!
Lmfao!Luverly Lyricism from the Lady of the Lake
>; )
It’s called “Karma” for a reason. When you do something bad like steal a shovel during a snow storm or leave a bag of dog shit on the road, some spiteful person will be watching… And you’re in for a treat haha 🙂
bahaha, you guys are a hoot. My contribution:
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Peter piper picked a peck of pecker peppers?
Now Mr. GreenGiant, please turn your head and cough.
yowzah, what a friday…dog poo, tongue twisters and erotic vegetables^^
Can it get any better than this! Hahaha!
I love Fridays. Silliness is expected.
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This just in: Hosni Mubarak has officially stepped down. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2011/02/11/e…
Talk about five pounds of shit in a two pound bag.
Maybe now Egypt will fall back into the shadows from which it came and the news can carry on with more interesting stories.
Was it ever really in the news in the first place??? *wink wink*
yeah, good idea dummy, he knows you, so put in the box. then when douche comes back at you, you can claim being an idiot. fuck the dog shit, worry about other fucking things.
yeah, it’s disgusting, but then again, going thru life with no brain is too.
sebastian those little yappers somehow produce more poop than the large dogs do. And i’m not talking like “… per square inch of body size”. I’m talking more as in “sheer volume” i don’t know exactly what the biology is behind it. I’m not sure i want to.
make sure you don’t ever blame the dog 😉 Those guys are more human than we ever were.
Poop pro pegs pet poo poundage perfectly.
http://www.funnyfidos.com/wp-content/uploa…
You go get’em OB… do the ole flaming bag of dog shit gag.
Just make sure the shit’s not frozen…stompin on a burning paper bag full of frozen shit….just doesn’t have the same …. effect as ‘fresh shit’ does ~;)
Holy fuck, you are so utterly pathetic, NGF.
NGF only takes breaks from his “high powered job” to come on LTWWB for the sole reason of flaming sebastian, a guy no one else bothers with anymore. Ha ha ha! Somebody’s obsessed and can’t even tell that sebastien is probably just a boring figment of another poster’s imagination. Pathetic.
I’m sure he does a good job of ‘flaming’ himself, Z 🙂
Who’s this “sebastien” fella? The straight version?