You coward!
Go eat some blended condiments and jump of a flying saucer, while giant musquitos eat you! If you don’t have the guts to break up with her, then you deserve all three of the above repeatedly.
When people say someone is book smart not life smart, I now know what they mean.
I hope I can warn all women who might fall for your spider web next.
—Your long recently lost friend.
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.


What do they really mean? I’m only book smart, so you’ll have to explain it to me.
Too many english majors graduating without jobs means far more bitches using flowery insults, but undecipherable content.
Haha!
Pfft, just a poor writer trying to sound smart. Probably kay.
Watch out for those blended condiments, I hear they attract giant musquitos.