I’m sick and tired of people telling me how to style my facial hair. If you paint me as a pervert or a pedophile because of how I shave, then you are a fucking shallow idiot and I probably don’t want to know you anyway. Last time I checked it’s MY choice if I want to rock a totally triumphant moustache! Maybe it’s time to reevaluate your stupid judgments, get to know me, and see what a nice person I really am. —80’s ‘stache
This article appears in Jul 10-16, 2014.
Even Teesside Tintin knows enough to not fuck with a pornostache.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G2gCIjQfWM
Naw, man.
My second cousin once removed has been rocking an 80s moustache since the 70s.
My bro rocked an 80s stache for years….never looked quite right when he shaved it. He grew it back last November and the kids he coaches hockey to voted him their very own ‘Mr. Movember’–lol…..good on you OP, keep on keepin on with that freak flag–some guys really rock a stache, and whether you do or you don’t I LOVE the attitude–nice to see a guy out of the clone zone, and I bet ur stache is hot 😉
I so wish I could grow and style a proper handlebar *wistful sigh*
If I were a guy, Scooter, I’d want the same thing–love the handlebar, so cool……and chops are sweet too 😉
Some guys look much hotter with facial hair. Perhaps not just a moustache, but I swear a nice trimmed beard is pretty hot on a few male friends I’ve got.
Maybe they’re just tired of all the trendy hipsters looking the same and thinking they rock their facial hair like every other trendy hipster thinking he rocks his facial hair.
…but maybe you’re different. So who knows.
I dunno, I’ve rocked the porno stache a few times the the last few years and got nothin’ but praise for it. You’re hangin’ out with the wrong crowd.
If someone doesn’t like my ‘stache, then too fucking bad.
hahahahahaha
jhey has Hipster Comment Compulsion (HCC)
look at santa, the biggest perv of all, haha.
I saw a guy today in the Alderney parking lot with the fullest most rockinist porno ‘stache I ever seen and he was HAWT as HAIL!! BAD AZZ!! If you readin’ dis – hook a sistah up witta mustache ride!
Tomas; yes, hipsters amuse me. And?
no_fool, did he have a skinny little weasel face, if so, he is bi-sexual, and doesn’t really care much for chicks tho. i know this dude. did he work there?
Your google alerts are your business, breh.
ROCKING A FOREHEAD ‘STACHE
“Last time I checked it’s MY choice if I want to rock a totally triumphant moustache.” 80’s ‘stache
Well okay, but on your forehead? EUWWW!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Gross, wirey, smelly facial foliage. Yeah, I’ma gonna wanna plant my lips into THAT.
but just think, a woman with hair at her crotch.
Mustaches are so sebastian.