Despite what you may think, I worked very hard to buy a house in your neighbourhood. And I love my new home and my new neighbourhood. But, I have no love for you. If you need a door mat, a garbage can, a plant…go buy your own!Perhaps with some hard work, you will appreciate the value of small things. Otherwise you will just continue to be sad, petty assholes.
This article appears in May 29 – Jun 4, 2008.