This bitch goes out to all the lazy fuckers on the bus that won’t get out of their seat to let the person on the inside seat out. Are you really that fucking lazy that you can’t stand up for 5 seconds to let me out? Instead, you turn sideways so I can squeeze by you. Yeah, I said “sorry” for banging into you but it really was intentional. I hope it hurt and I hope you move your lazy ass for the next person trying to get by. —A little courtesy goes a long way…
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.
Yeah I hate that too, next time fart on them as you pass by.
Or just shove them out of the way. As vertebrates we have spines; use them.
just stand close to them, put ass in face, they will move, bet on it.
A few bonks to the head with a bag should do the trick. 🙂
Let one out the next time someone doesn’t move. Silent but deadly is preferred.
I always get up to let someone pass, but sometimes it’s awkward! It was like, up down, up down because people behind me were trying to get off too and then it’s just a weird ritual dance so I’m never in anyone’s way!
I just tell them they have to get up for me, I can’t crawl through. some don’t like it but I don’t like crawling over them either so we’re even.
Metro Transit could install ejection seats…then the bus wouldn’t even have to stop, just eject and go.
“Metro Transit could install ejection seats…then the bus wouldn’t even have to stop, just eject and go.”
If MT did that you’d never get off the bus. All day you’d be standing there pressing the stop button so the seats will fly up your ass.