Please people, move to the back of the bus. I always see the bus become crowded at the front as a person in the middle doesn’t bother moving back when people get off. He just stands there like a moron as everyone looks back hoping he’ll move. I’m going to start pointing you out as the idiot you are from now on.

Mike S

This article appears in Oct 16-22, 2008.

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  1. As much as I hate another Bus Bitch, I will mention again how annoying the people are who have to hang out at the very front of the bus are when people are trying to squeeze by.

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  2. Half the people are in their own world. I mean really people, is it so important to stand in that one spot on the bus? You people would be the first to complain that there wasn’t any room for you to get on the bus but your the problem. Usually the back part of the bus, the upper part is always empty while the bottom is like a can of sardines. Come on people.

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  3. People that stand in the way at the front of the bus are stupid Sheeple. At times like that, it makes me want to bring a Cattle Prod (old school taser) with me. Move it along, PLEASE.

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  4. Way to go Scott, you have unwittingly uncovered People are Stupid’s full name… Its “People (that stand in the way at the front of the bus) are stupid Sheeple”… The secret is out…I don’t care for the hypenated Sheeple on the end though.. Must be a married name… Its too reminiscent of Parker-Bowles… Just like I hate those one name people like Cher or Shamoo or Kay..

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