It grieves me to say that I have really lost it when you get into any crowded situation where a group of arseholes have to stand in a group and either gossip or just stand there STUNNED in the entrance of a venue, doorway or other through-fare just drooling in a retarded (NOT meaning mentally challenged) state. HAVE A LITTLE PRESENCE OF MIND AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, so that more people than just me can pass by. Do you know how ignorant you are, or is this stunned behaviour intentional? That goes for bar room, restaurant, civic centre, library entrances and walk ways. —Ready to Start Pushing
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.
..and the eye-rolling when you ask them to move..perhaps a slap upside the head would expediate matters..
Its the ones who congregate/conversate in doorways that kill me. I’ve perfected the art of saying “Excuse Me” in the same tone of voice that I would ordinarily use for “Fuck Your Mother” or “No, I don’t have a few moments to talk about Greenpeace, MAAAAN!”
LOL…that’s in interesting approach, Ivan. Maybe I should try that the next time I encounter a gaggle blocking a doorway….Knowing me, however, I’d probably mess it up and actually say “I Fucked Your Mother”….on second thought, THAT might work too.
i don’t know if it’s international behavior, probably. you need to use your jeopardy connery voice captain http://fabfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/201…
Oblivitrons!
Surprisingly enough when I’m swanning about downtown dressed like this:
http://www.hunkymalestars.com/138/Sexy-Ima…
I usually never have to worry about people getting in my way.
one of my all time faves commander, thanks. i bet he’s not an oblivitron …♡ that word
that is the operating word o.p., mind. most dolts that stand like zombies have none. did you notice if they have red hair, then they are deffinately zombies, with no souls.
Suckulous, you know damned well that there is a helluva difference between a ginger and a zombie. You can kill a zombie with a bullet to the brain.
For gingers, you need fire…and lots of it!.
GD Gingers! *shakes fist defiantly in the air*
The fuckers who stand in the middle of the sidewalk at scotia square by the bus shelter lighting their smoke really piss me off. And they seem to think it’s a good idea to do it when a crowded bus comes in. Fuckers. Like, get the FUCK out of the way. There’s plenty of room BESIDE the shelter so go over there. Asshats.
i like these gingers http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive…
then a ginger smoking is bound to piss ya off….
http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/uploa…
still, I’d take her chain-smoking in a bus shelter any day over
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.…
OB you’re fucking right. Not to mention workers bringing loads in having to wait for assholes to out of the way even after saying excuse me. Some people are just a bunch of maroons.
Good bitch is good!
Just push your way through. Use your elbows to jab them in the sides.
I’d love for a pretentious, balding ‘mo to elbow me in the sides. Just to see how they’d love the sensation of their nose being broken by my elbow in response.
You’re not an oblivatron, are you fat?
No thank you, ralmnster! I’m sweet enough.
No, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. Fuck you.