Okay, I just…don’t really know what to do about this anymore. You don’t brush your teeth. Not even one 10 second brush once a day, nope, nothing, never. It is disgusting. I have to beg you to brush your teeth, nag you to brush your teeth. I feel like your mother! It is embarrassing. Your breath is horrible, I can barely stand to kiss you even though I love you so very very much. I have tried talking to you about this nicely, I have tried talking about this to you using facts, “brushing is good for your health”, “dental surgery is expensive”, “you could end up in the emergency room!”, I have tried approaching you about it many times but you roll your eyes and get offended. I don’t know how to make you understand that brushing your teeth once a day is frickin’ common sense, it is the minimal! I can’t imagine that your mother never taught you this, maybe you stopped when you began hanging out with all those crusty punk hippies. Who knows…point IS I just want you to start brushing you teeth. Plllleeeeeeeaaaaaase for the love of god. —Plaque Is The Equivalent of Poop
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Yes plaque is the equivalent of poop as it smells like PURE SHIT. BRUSH YA TEESE- Dat decay and gingivitis infections from rotten teese be contagious! You can get the same problems as him…Gross – stop kissing him or your teeth could decay too and fall out. Not to mention absesses which can even be deadly. I once had to stop having sex with an ex because I discovered he rarely bathed (like once a week was his thing). HYGEINE is important people. You can be the nicest and cutest guy in the world, but if you STANK LIKE DANK, your body teeth or clothes are rotten – it is a HUGE TURNOFF. GET IN DA DAMN TUB ONCE A DAY AND BRUSH YA GRILL – FUCK.
How about not kissing him unless he’s brushed? That’s a fair compromise.
If not, tell him you guys are only allowed to have sex while you’re on the rag. That’s gotta be equivalent to making out with someone who hasn’t brushed in a month.
Extreme? Yes… Effective? Quite possibly.
…. or you’ll end up single. Just don’t blame The Captain
Doesn’t brush his teeth…yuck. I wonder what other aspects of his personal hygiene are being neglected.
Perhaps it is of more value to infuriate philosophers than to go along with them. – Wallace Stevens
When will people (women) learn that you can’t force someone to change their ways, they have to want to. You want to be nagging this guy for the next 5, 10, 20 years? Go find someone who meets your hygiene requirements ffs, there are lots of guys out there who take basic care of their bodies, teeth included.
i used to brush my choppers like there was tomorrow, and guess what? it didn’t help a bit. if he has bad breath, mouthwash will do the trick. you know, the same as you use after giving a blow job.
baby, my teeth starte to fuck up about 5 years ago, would have cost me thousands to try and save them, i just said fuck it, and had most of them yanked out, the ones that weren’t knocked out by a propane burnisher where i used to work, that is.bad breath can be caused by a myrid of things, food, cunt, decay, just to name a few. then again, it could be hereditary also. i know some people that have had bad fangs for years, and brushed fuck out of them, to no avail. i’m glad that i now have none at all, and don’t have to put a dentists kids thru college.
So there must be other things this “gentleman” does/doesn’t do that ticks you off? Are there any other signs that maybe…..perhaps…..he is doing everything in his power to get rid of you?? Thoughts on this angle? Frankly I wouldn’t put up with it. I’m sure you’ve been months, even years at it? Do you really need us to tell you to get the fuck out? Gross!!! I can smell Shit Breath from across a room (and I can’t smell a fart in an elevator)!! The guy wouldn’t get close to even having an exchange of words with me, let alone a relationship! Once a pig, always a pig in my books! Ick!
GROSS …. the first thing I notice about a person, and they about me, are the eyes and the teeth….. if these are not being looked after properly and regularly then the rest of the shit house called a body is festering all sorts of disease.
WHO in their right mind …. or out of their mind …. does not have regular medical and dental check-ups?
People take their car in for regular check-ups yet never service the body ……. WTF?
Oh, that pain? It comes and goes and I have no idea what it is. I should get that checked sometime …… fk, get your head checked while you’re at it.
“People take their car in for regular check-ups yet never service the body ……. WTF?” – I think this attitude really illustrates some problems inherent in society. Especially ones concerning what health means, and identifying well with our own bodies.
A person isn’t going to listen to the health argument when it’s not something that will affect them in the here and now. You gotta use something that’ll really make them suffer.
Cut off kissing and sex until they comply. It’s only fair because who wants to get intimate with a stank breath?
“…because who wants to get intimate with a stank breath?” – Just the doggy’s, I think. They’ve got the stankiest breath around and I’ll still kiss ’em
one of my best friends has horrific halitosis AND BO. I don’t know how to tell her. How DO you tell someone they stink beyond measure?
Seriously, she smells like a dead body. She is also an amazing person, intelligent, funny, sweet and interesting. She just reeks like the dead.
How do you tell someone this?
On the bright side op, he’ll never cheat on you. It won’t be possible.
Let me get this straight: You guys suggest cutting the guy off sex and kissing until he brushes his teeth??? In other words you are going to act like his mother??? I don’t think so. If he doesn’t have enough sense and smarts at this age to brush his friggen teeth kick his ass to the curb. By the sounds of things all he’s looking for is a hole to shove it in! Shove off matie….this chick would not be smelling your breath, looking at your coated teeth, or being your mom. There gotta be better fish in the sea than that!!!
I agree with Boomy for once. I guess anything’s possible.
well, he is hanging around with *crusty punk hippies*. does nobody remember what they learned in kindergarten? it’s a disgusting person who doesn’t brush their teeth, it’s not like it takes much effort
That’s disgusting.
You’ve tried to be as nice as possible about it, OB. You’ve tried to tell him gently and tactfully but he’s just not getting it. You’re probably going to have to be honest with him about how it affects you too. Something like, “Since you don’t brush your teeth, you have horrible breath. Sometimes I get grossed out kissing you because of your breath and lack of oral hygiene”. It might sound harsh but nothing else is getting through to him and obviously this needs to change.
Bad teeth and heart disease are connected OP. You could try that angle. Get him to floss some time. See if he flosses out a couple of pounds of food, if he sees that he may change…or not. I just can’t imagine not brushing or flossing. As the late great George Carlin once said “You’re a nice girl Marge but your breath could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.”
That’s effin gross!!! If he doesn’t care about his hygiene then kick his gross ass to the curb. Frig that’s gross!!!
A drunken hookup with someone with poor oral hygiene … I could understand that … shit happens. Staying with said individual and putting my tongue in his yucky mouth over and over and over until I fall in love with him and then don’t know what to do with myself because I can’t convince him to clean his fucking teeth … nuh uh … no friggin’ way. OB, did you have no other options? I just don’t get it. At all. Dude has to fix that shit … willingly. Your life, your choice … but sweet merciful fuck … I’d bid him farewell until he straightens that out on his own. And if anyone calls you shallow because of it … just ask them if they would be interested in putting their tongue in his mouth or having his in theirs. Ick!!!
Certainly not something to break up a relationship but if you can barely stand to kiss.. then don’t.. I agree with most of the comments on here.. If you not kissing the other person can break up your relationship because if the other person wont respect them selves enough to brush their teeth then its likely they wont respect you enough to do this one simple thing. But may I say.. sometimes people choose to ignore personal grooming because of depression and other types of issues.. it is extremely common for that to be one of the first things a person lets go of when they start experiencing depression.. even if they don’t realize it. Maybe try not fixating on the brushing the teeth issue and see if there may be some other more important underlining issues that need to be taken carer of.
Tell him how expensive dentures are. And the cost of pulling his teeth out. It’s only free if it’s considered “necessary”, meaning you’ll be rotting through your gums before that. (pretty painful) Then tell him how unattractive dentures are, how uncomfortable they can be. Like the taste of food? Too bad. you lose taste sensation when you wear dentures. OH, and he’ll have to clean the dentures probably as much as you would teeth.
missjlneary may be correct. Lack of personal hygiene might be a sign of deeper issues. Talk to your boyfriend – REALLY talk to him – see if anything is bothering him.
Boomy, I don’t know what your mother is like, but I have always cut off sex with mine, forever will going forward, and we’re both fine with that whether we brush out teeth or not.
You’re friggin creepy.
ZZZZ Then stop making women act like Your mother. Brush your friggen teeth. You’re not only creepy but your teeth make people sick. I guess we all know who wrote this bitch! Yeah you’re creepy alright.
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OMG You’re one dumb boomy.
You just both accused zZz of writing this bitch, AND of having the bad teeth discussed in the Bitch.
You beat me to it Painey! There’s not a lot who are faster on the draw than The Captain.
Must be why I like ya 🙂
it’s the mac and the chrome
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I haven’t written a bitch in a loooooooong time.
A couple loves here and there…
(sorry Captain, I’m not your admirer… not in ‘that’ way)
Captain once again you are showing your turnip truck roots. I am not saying ZZ wrote the bitch I’m saying we all know who wrote it (AS in his last one nighter) and HE is the snaggle tooth loser the bitch is about. You GOTTA lose that ‘stupid’. Seriously!! Man I gotta spell everything out for ya!!!!! You are a thick one.