I fucking HATE it when people fail to use their signal lights. These handy little things are located on a switch in very close proximity to your fingers for a reason…SO FUCKING USE THEM! Nothing is worse than being behind a driver who drifts into and out of lanes with no warning, or someone who doesn’t use a turning signal before turning or pulling over. Next fucking time I’ll just smash into you. —Go fuck yourself!
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.
Grrrrrr!
Hulk SMASH!!!
damn, at first i thought it said mormons…oh well either/or
HAY – a new bitch (albeit on an old topic).
I guess the Drum Circle of Grieving must have wrapped up early, huh?
You go, Go.
“Elephants are a lot like people Mrs. Simpson. Some of them are just jerks.”
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Yay! A new thread! (Even if the topic has been covered ad nauseum.)
Tired bitches are better than no bitches as I always say, and as long as people keep doing this, people are gonna keep bitching about it. I really don’t understand why people don’t use it. I enjoy using it. I’m not the most defensive and cautious driver on the road, but I use my damn signal light. What’s the big f’n deal?
How was everyone’s weekend?
tommy – Too much sun, too many frosties 🙂
OB – “Next fucking time I’ll just smash into you.” – Bet’cha can’t, your reflexes will stop you.
lol frosties like the one they serve at Wendy’s Hugo? Or is that some cool slang that I’m not hip to?
oh wait I misread that, I though it said “not too fun, too many frosties” You’re probably referring to cold beers now that I think about it. It was one of those weekends for sure.
You’ll never want to drive in the US then. People there treat the turn signal as if it’s illegal to use. The further south you go, the worse it gets.
People there will go in the left lane at a 4 way stop to turn left, but won’t signal. So you’re stuck behind them not knowing what their intentions are. They change lanes without signalling, and when dropping someone one off, they won’t signal & pull over. They’ll just stop in the lane, blocking everyone behind them. They won’t use their turn signal or hazards either.
Don’t get me started on how they love to drive in the left hand lane, with everyone else passing them or they won’t move over even though there’s a line up of cars behind them. Keep right except to pass does not apply down there!
many a washer was tossed….
No the real morons are the idiots that run across the Circ, going to or from Timmies to Burnside. It finally happened (why it didn’t happen years earlier is beyond me), someone became a hood ornament. So because someone was too lazy or whatever to use the overpass, we now have a devastated driver and a family in mourning. So much sadness due to stupidity.
guess you are going to have to learn to read minds o.p., like the rest of us poor fucks.
More signal bitches. Fat people should be required to get indicators on their asses…..no one knows which way they’ll roll.
i remember signalling to lane change and the guy in the other lane actually accelerated to try and cut me off, so I forced my way in front of him.
to his credit, he put 2 and 2 together and realized that my signal light wasn’t working.
I was impressed. most people would have just been pissed off at me.
’nuff said:
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lol I engaged in some washer toss this weekend as well zZz. Lot more fun once you get a buzz on
Everything is funner when you’re buzzed …
word. especially coordination games. 🙂
or even some board games.
hell Guitar Hero: Metallica with a good buzz is just like being on Garrison Grounds not too long ago. Relivin’ it all… again and again….
Wait for it … wait for it … Drunk scrabble or Guess Who.
I played Guess Who with a friend once, it involved questions like “does your person look like they live with their mother?” “Would they put you in their trunk?” “Do they look like they stand on the street corner… at night?” (If you’ve played guess who, you know this one, the lady who needs to lay off the blue eyeshaodw) … and some other “choice” questions. Looooolz
Drunk, Nude Trivial Pursuit. Because when someone’s bluffing you can really see it in their genitals. Dead giveaway.