You pretend to be a religious Morman girl. You attend church, pretend to do all the right things. But yet you sleep with other people’s husbands knowingly? Do you know what that makes you? Do you realize what your God thinks of people like you? I’d remind you what awaits you, but you obviously don’t truly believe. You’re naive enough to think no one knows the truth. They do. We do. He does. You shoud be ashamed of yourself. —Too late to repent.
This article appears in Jan 20-26, 2011.
Check this shit out – if you believe in this crap, you’d better go scoop up a brain somewhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6brMrFw0E
Wow. A religious hypocrite. Quick somebody, call 60 Minutes.
Thanks for the hilarious cartoon TT. >; )
Hi OB…this is god.
I don’t mind …really I don’t, I made you & I decided to let you have fun, some of you decided to make up a bunch of rules. So they could control you , and have you do as they say.
But truthfully its all just BS on their part & I actually on occaision have a good laugh at the antics some of you do to appease these man made religions.
So mellow out, & if you want to be pissed off please say that, You are the one upset & don’t be dragging me into it.
I gave you free will baby & you are free to do with it, you & everyone else, to do what ever you wish.
If torturing yourselves trying to follow the often bizzare ideas of other people, is more important to you than doing what you wish ,go for it.
Just remember I DON’T CARE, & would really appreciate not being pulled into your petty squabbles- Thanks God
(thunder rumbles in the background )
I know she’s too old to be you TT, but, tell us the truth – You’ve done THIS, haven’t you?
>; )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmOqiVlBnP0…
Hook me up with some digits.
o.p., if you are a male, and she hasn’t fucked you, what does that make you, a loser. mind your own fucking business. i know a lot of mormons, and they are better people than these other fucking fanatics that are called relegions.
so, put your nose in your own fucking closet first, before you start a story, that might not even be true. and if you are female, you must be fucking jealous that she is getting more than your skanky ass will ever get. fuck off already, please.
I was approached by two Mormon women last summer while walking down SGR. We exchanged greetings and names and I told them I was Sephardic Jewish, although I didn’t agree with everything in my ancestry (i.e., killing Jesus). The two gals went as far as to ask me if I accepted Jesus as my one true Lord and Saviour and became perturbed when I replied with a chuckle and, “No, I cannot do that. If so I wouldn’t be a Jew.” It was almost like being asked if I’d forsake my religion for theirs.
Hmm… maybe she took the previous post literally and thought penis = religion… she was just praying, OB, really!
that was awesome ttfn, i’m still laughing. celestial sex? is that like pelvic balls of light? i’m going to try that sweet old lady stuff next time they come visiting commander. tho i think i’m on their no-fly list^^
sounds like someone has been watching way to much of my fav show Big Love! But seriously OP get a grip on life err religion here, if you are degrading this chick what does that make you?
so what your saying gmb, is that this bitch is about a tv show?
Why is it so often the “other woman” who is crucified in these situations? While it may not be very considerate of her to fuck somebody else’s husband, she’s not the one who made the commitment, before god, to be faithful. Let’s not pretend, OP, that this poor helpless man was simply led astray by the evil harlot. He knowingly broke his vows to his wife. If you’re going to shame anyone, it should be him. Besides that, the woman’s faith really has nothing to do with it. Belief in god doesn’t preclude one from making poor life choices, and as history has shown us, religion is rarely successful in governing people’s sexual practices.
paingirl it could be, not totally sure the op would have to confirm. But it sounds like something from big love.
That reminds me, the new season of Big Love started this week.
you know, he only real bad thing about having multible wives, is that you also get multible mother in laws, oh fuck no, kill me now. unless of course, you marry them too.
AHAHAHAHA Suckers. <3
I agree with me0w’s sentiments. Why is it the “other woman” who’s always the sole person at fault here?
And believe it or not, there are guys out there who have wives and girlfriends who seek out extra marital relationships who are seemingly nice guys who don’t tell the “other woman” they have wives/girlfriends. But the women in these situations are still evil skank ho sluts who fuck other womens’ “men.”
Jesus christ, HE’S THE ONE WHO AGREED OR SOUGHT OUT OTHER “RELATIONS” OUTSIDE THEIR RELATIONSHIP! He should get at least 50% of the blame because, while men *can* be hopelessly dense, they don’t generally “accidently” fall into bed, naked, with other women who are also naked, and they don’t tend to “accidently” put their penises in said naked womans’ orifices.
Actually, Ivan, that could very well be moi. A sweet little old lady with a trucker’s mouth just seems so right – I’m sure Betty White would agree. The last strategy I used on the Morons was sending a naked Hub-Unit and his walker to the door. Those ol’ dolls tracked out of there faster than a trio of paranoid roadrunners.
Hahaha… that first video is some of the most entertaining bullshit I have ever seen. I have to say though, if they didn’t have such a thing against caffeine I might consider joining. The idea of becoming a polygamist god, sent out into the universe to rule over other planets and raise my own civilization is quite appealing.
As far as the bitch is concerned…… so this chick’s a hypocrite…. find me a religion/civilization whereby people do NOT go against the doctrines/laws and I’ll convert to it. I believe it was the very president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Thomas S. Monson himself, who reminded us that Jesus declared in his sermon on the Mount, “Judge not!” At a later time he admonished, “Cease to find fault one with another.” Haha….. It’s a good thing WE all follow his teachings, eh bitchers???
Ba-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha……No matter how much suckassitude this day descends into, that mental image will sustain me. >: ) Spassibo Tovaritsch. Spassibo Bolshoi.
I used to work with a gaggle of Born-Again’s and out of all of them, only 1 was actually as religious as he claimed he was. The rest were so phony it was disgraceful.
although having multible wives or husbands might be great, thee can be serious fallbacks to both. one might get jealous of another fucking their mate, but that is very rare in this type of union.
i know of a few of these people, from upper n.s., they are happy in there lifestyle, and seem to get along just fine with the people in their area. as a matter of fact, some of those folk can teach us a lesson or two.
years ago, i stayed with a family in southern penn., they were of course ammish folk. the three weeks i spent there, was to say the least, the most relaxng i hve ever had. these folk live off the land, no modern anything.
and they were some of the nicest people this side of of well, heaven. even the kids were well behaved, the ladies were all good cooks, and the men, were all involved in working the land. nowhere did i see one sign of any, and i do mean zero, hostility towards one or another.
yes, we could all learn alot from some of these folks. who really gives a shit if they have 15 wives or 75 kids, as long as there is harmony, right? and remember those silly sun worshipping ducabores from back a number of years ago. now there was my kind of people. get rid of the clothes, then you get rid of a lot of crime, such as robbery, rape, murder, and a few others. if your soul and body is laid bare, how can you hide anything from others.
yes, some of these silly people have/had the right idea, just not at the right time. the only thing i don’t go for is the incest thing, althouh the bible is rife with it, and remember, that is sposed to be how we are sposed to live, according to these catlicker preists.
Sucksassitude…..HAHAHA I love you, Ivan. That’s the BEST word I’ve heard all week. I think it’s even going to replace my favorite word of the week “cheekiness/cheeky.”
But, you’re right — today does have a fair amount of sucksassitude in it and it’s only 9:15. I might even have to write my own bitch on the sucksassitudeness of today and stop derailing other threads. The end.
happy birthday ma…you rawk❤
Back at ya Green Turtle-Necked Kitteh Girl. Feel free to hijack any threads you want – we want you ranting in real time>; )
Your Ma, Painey? Greetings and felicitations from moi, aussi.
yep, my six million dollar ma…all that hardware http://rubywildflower.files.wordpress.com/…
How is Borg-Mom doing now?
happy b-day to yer ma, painey!
thanks ralmn. she is doing well, it’s been a month since the surgery. my ma is as tough as they come and i love to make her laugh^^
Thanks, Ivan! I’m so sleepy today so I’m not sure I can manage any rants of any length, but, let’s just say I’d much rather be in bed with no pants on (NO NOT LIKE THAT) curled up under my polar fleece sheets and two duvets and one quilt handmade for me by my ma with my six fluffy pillows and two fluffy cats watching some gilmore girls than be at work (with nothing much to do right now, I might add — my first big project only starts next week 🙁 )
Also: happy birthday to your ma, PG! I know a lady never reveals her age, but you can give us a hit, can’tcha? Glad to hear she’s doing well after surgery! There’s nothing better than a tough older lady 🙂
so LS, what’s on the other side of heaven that’s better than the Amish?
inquiring minds want to know…
she is 77^^ http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uLEl_Km4s5c/TI4_…
She wants to make more Mormon babies….afterall, the Mormon guys doing door-to-door recruitment isn’t working because the housewives they meet aren’t sleeping with them.
Hey Seb, think about it, a bored housewife and some clean cut hunky 19 yr old knockig at her door. Milk and cookies, yum yum.
72 virgins zzz. count them, 72 non fucked virgins. and kitty, i am so there with you, and will provide the warmth.
it’s 71…. and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w49fJwvjRs
hahaha “and anyone who’s ever been with ONE virgin is going eh eh”
<3
i think the only virgins you will see around today are the 6 and 7 year olds. goddamn, when i was in school and dal, most chicks would really be a turn off, or turned off. some even used to keep a belt made so that no one could get near their goodies. that’s why i loved the greek chicks.seriously. one girl, we’ll call her h., actually had a fucking chastity belt on her. and she was from the area to the west of halisucks, go figure.
st. pat’s was more fun, and the mount, now there was a rocking place for the female flesh. but alas, all good things end when you turn a certain age, and then you have just the memories. fuck, i hate being ancient, but still still like those batteries with the bunny.
Hey… slutty mormon women rock!!