I know this was supposed to be a casual thing, but I’m completely falling for you. You amaze me, inspire me, and make my head spin with your brilliance. Everything is better since I met you not so long ago. You cleaned the mess from my head. I don’t mind if we take our time. I’m all yours if you’re all mine. —Your Halifax Tour Guide

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  1. And he gave you the clap? Slept with your dog?

    Why is this a Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch?!!

    (must. Find. Closure.

    Somewhere)

  2. It is a casual thing in my world…..you fuck me when I want you to and I fuck everyone else whenever you are not in the vicinity……glad I could make your head spin and thanks for cleaning the mess from the head of my ……

  3. So Halifax tour guides now put out for tourists that casually pass through the city? I thought that was the job of Halifax’s hookers/sluts. Can’t wait to see the turf war….twat fights.

  4. This is why you should never go down on casual hookups. If you do it right, all of a sudden they are ‘head’ over heels.

  5. lol that’s the least of your worries in that situation FS. And yeah, OP, fuckin talk about it before it’s too late. Don’t get your heart broken.

  6. My gawd, are people ever on the same page with a ‘fuck buddy’ relationship?

    I guess I was one of the lucky few ;D. It helps if it’s just an ex you don’t hate. Well, maybe you can hate certain attributes of their personality a little. And of course the relationship should have ended a looooong time ago, not like last week.

    Just don’t believe anyone when they agree to a casual romp. Unless it’s with me.

  7. Funny how they never mention this shit in the NS tourism pamphlets: “All aboard the *amphibious bus* tour! Come enjoy a fully guided tour of Halifax city and harbour. More than a just a good fuck, our knowledgible tour guides are cunning linguists and master debaters. Let them take you on a historical, cultural and carnal tour of our fine coastal city. Hourly rates available. Gratuities and rohypnol not included.”

  8. yeah i have been in this situation soo many times. the falleee not the faller…..trust me……….if they were interested in a relationship with you then they would have gone there from the beginning………….they wanted some easy no strings lovings…. and now u have gone ahead and added strings.

    you will express your feelings, they will feel weird and tell you they arnt ready for a relationship. you will say…. ohh thats ok im cool with casual, you will bang a few more times, then u will bring it up again, and then you will get annoyed/hurt when they still “arnt ready for a relationship” which btw means they “arnt looking for a relationship with you!”

    they will then say things are getting too complicated and then will then either stop seeing you if they are honorable, or keep bangin until you finally get the hint and stop seeing them.

    either way you are in for a world of hurt if you let yourself go down that road.

    sorry…

  9. Just my $o.o2 worth.
    Instead of presenting yourself as “someone to sleep with”, maybe you should make yourself “someone worth waking up to”.

    Gawd, I’m so far past one-night-stands.

  10. are these posters that stupid by birth, or is this an aquired thng from reading the bitc boards. o.p., i think you and the one down further took a wrong turn at the home page here. love things are not on this board.

  11. Aww, shucks. T’was nuthin’. By the way, you can find pics of us on 4chan muwahahahahaha

    Reminds me of the old joke “Me? I was selling tickets at the door!”

  12. Just don’t blame him for anything that goes down as a direct result of this.. the reality is you’re gonna get hurt by this guy and it will be all your fault most likely.

    Men are not complicated creatures. They want sex. Then, if they meet someone really special, they may want her (or him) all to themselves for at least a period of time if not for good. When this happens, they’re not shy about saying so unless circumstances are weird and they have to bide their time. Shyness often keeps men from coming forward but only BEFORE they start fucking you.

    Either enjoy this for what it is, leave or get totally heartbroken. Those are your options.

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