A big FUCK YOU to the piece of shit who smashed my cousin’s car window and stole his laptop, hockey equipment and mountain bike. You are truly the scum of the earth. I hope karma finds you and leaves you with endless agony, sadness and suffering. Who the hell do you think you are? You may be able run from us, but you can’t hide from Karma. I am assuming that you are some poor dope fiend who can’t get a job and probably is not enrolled in a prestigious university let alone finished high school. I’m sure you hate your life and your parents are embarrassed and beyond disappointed in you for being such a fuck up. I’m sure you are well aware of the fact that my family earns 80% more than the amount you’ve ever had circulating in your family, which is why you like to seek out those who are blessed in the finance department. You are a shame to the human race. Enjoy your trip straight to hell, no detours. —Karma is Coming For You
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
he may be poorer than you, but at least he has a sweet new mountain bike.
Don’t keep valuables in your car dipshit. Apparently all the money in the world can’t teach commonsense.
It sucks that you need to be that careful about leaving stuff in your car but you do, doesn’t make it better though that there are scum doing this stuff.
My bologna has a first name.
It’s K-A-R-M-A.
My bologna has a second name.
It’s S-U-C-K-I-T-U-P-P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S-K-A-R-M-A-S-J-U-S-T-A-C-H-I-L-D-I-S-H-M-Y-T-H-T-H-A-T-V-I-C-T-I-M-S-U-S-E-T-O-M-A-S-K-T-H-E-I-R-O-W-N-I-M-P-O-T-E-N-C-E-I-N-T-H-E-F-A-C-E-O-F-S-O-C-I-E-T-A-L-B-R-E-A-K-D-O-W-N-S-O-Y-O-U-M-I-G-H-T-A-S-W-E-L-L-B-U-Y-A-G-L-O-C-K-B-U-T-E-V-E-N-T-H-A-T-C-A-N-C-A-U-S-E-M-O-R-E-P-R-O-B-L-E-M-S-T-H-A-N-I-T-S-O-L-V-E-S.
*whew*
unfortunately, it’s a smash and carry world
How many times have you watched the box set of ‘My Name is Earl’, OP?
Wow, you sound sooo arrogant. I wish people could steal THAT from you.
What does it say about you that you need to brag about your finances while disparaging someone else?
Is your vault of gold not full enough to warrant a purchase of one car alarm?
what the fuck kind of vehicle was he driving, to have all that shit in there? most have been a big ole van, or a truck
Sounds like karma might be coming back at you for the egotistical, self absorbed attitude you walk around with because of your family money.
Good thing he left everything in plain view, then locked his doors. Nothing like making criminal window shopping easier. Rocks are free, OB, and anyone with the ability to pick one up can override your door locks, and walk away with your shit. Lesson learned???
Locks only keep honest people out
true story, I can get into a car with just a shoelace.
hypothetically.
Considering how much of a snotty little rich kid you sound like, I’m starting to root for the dope fiend.
It sounds as if Karma has already come and bitch slapped you in the face, you arrogant asshat. So what are you bitching about? If you are so fucking rich, stfu and go buy more stuff and next time, tell your cousin to take his stuff out of the car.
Sorry, but Karma is on vacation paid for with the loot she got after unloading the stuff she recently stole from some ‘low-end’ folks leaving ‘high-end’ items in plain view – to make her ‘shopping’ even easier. Sheesh!
Actually the real thieves may have been Uni grads. needing to pay those student loans some how.
Unless you’ve got a treat or a ball to throw Karma doesn’t give a shit !
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First off it’s ‘never finished high school, let alone enrolled in a prestigious university’ or some variant of that. Makes more sense. That which follows the phrase ‘let alone’ is supposed to be greater than that which precedes it.
Second, if you’re going to brag about how much wealthier and more upscale you are than everyone else, then surely a smashed up windshield and stolen laptop, hockey equipment and mountain bike all add up to lunch money for you. Methinks your money is the reason you can afford to keep that stuff just lying around anyway.
Third, there is no such thing as karma, or hell. Anyone enrolled in a prestigious university should slowly be learning that the supernatural doesn’t exist.
One’s real colours come out in times of stress don’t they OP. You had me until the family money part. Nobody roots for the rich guy.
Glad I’m not stupid enough to leave my lap top unattended in public. Car windows are NOT magical forcefields.
Who in their right mind leaves that much shit in their car?
OP. Your cousin is stupid.
This has to be fake.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM
(that was irony, in case you missed it)
I’m probably going to regret this….
but it’s true.
http://jalopnik.com/5885529/unlock-your-ca…
Karma has come! The industrious thief has triumphed over the dim witted arse clown. From now on your cousin will remove his valuables from the car before someone else does it for him.
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