Dear Destiny:
Thank you for the cloud that rained down a singular ash, an ash that formed a magnetic field that drew closest to my heart. When I’m with you I feel happiness at its fullest. Your presence cancels out the negatives on the mind and draws in the positives that you give off. You’re more beautiful than a full moon on a clear night sky, and I now believe that there is someone perfect out there for everyone.
I will stand by your side through anything. I love you. <3 —Evets
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.


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I think I just threw up a little. Very romantic though, hence the barf.
omfg did you swallow some rainbows and dance with some unicorns 🙂
awwwwwwww….. you guys make me smile. And Evets… i never really did get to find out what the cow’s breath smelled like.
Hey dude, I saw you yesterday waiting for the bus…
I gotta fire a message off to you and angel…
check tonight.
Garlic, Tobacco, and Doritos.. fowl indeed.
the cow most likely was harvest in a tobacco field with unsupervised corner stores close by.
garlic is just to prevent vampires from breaking in the barn.
Was i wheedling a box of wine at the buss stop? lol
my room mate and I got a beer kit and a wine kit.
Slurp Central.
I’ll await till dusk, than check 6 🙂
Ahahaha..ok at first I was just like, what the hell is he talking about. Cow’s breath?
Then I remembered.
I have a free weekend coming up, we should get on the go 😀
My shenanigans senses are tingling!
“Eat at Shinanigans, enjoy your food….
Eat at Shinanigans, Calvin works here!”
MS… i think what you are feeling is the impact of MY shenanigan senses tingling…. or should I say, rupturing the very ground…. haha. Yeah, I am in the mood for some fun…. and beer…. lots of beer.
Let the planning commence!!!
I’m free Friday evenings, and all day Saturdays… I work all other times 🙁