First of all, I wanted to tell you right the fuck off but you were the “friend of a friend” that ended up squeezing his way into our girls night and they begged me not to cause a scene and I respect my friends so I didn’t.
I’m just here to get shit off my chest and then move on. So lets go…
You showed me a picture of your boat 5 fucking times. I get it, you have a boat, I don’t give a shit that you have a boat and I’m not impressed that you have a boat and when you weren’t showing the picture of the boat you would just say random things like, “Yup, Canada Day was a great day to be out on my boat” or “Tomorrow is supposed to be nice… nice if you own a boat anyway”.
Then you inssisted on buying a round of drinks even though we all asked you not to because we had cut ourselves off but you just got them anyway which is why they sat on the table untouched. Don’t ask us “what truck ran over you” because we didn’t look happy…you were the reason we didn’t look happy because you’re an arrogant fucking douche-bag but you’re our friends boss and we didn’t want to get her in trouble by telling you that.
Then you mentioned your “travels” how you have fun on your “travels” and you can just travel whenever you want and maybe you hit the South of France this year. BIG FUCKING DEAL. First of all 3 of the 4 of us have been to the south of France so that didn’t impress us and 2nd, I have been on every continent excpet for Antarctica and have traveled around the world but I didn’t mention it because it wasn’t relevant to the conversation and I didn’t feel the need to brag about it like you obviously did.
btw, we also didn’t find it impressive when we told you we called a cab and it would be here in 15 minutes then you called again 2 minutes later and asked where the fuck it was. We were OK waiting 15 minutes so just shut the fuck up.
Then you kept talking about the fucking condo, “I have a condo on the ocean” you said, so (still trying to be polite, hoping that you would learn to have a normal conversation) I said, “Oh really where?” and you said on the Bedford Highway. Then my friend said, so it’s on the Bedford Basin? and your reply was “NO… it’s on the OCEAN!!!!”
None of us wanted to hear about your condo or see your condo, you think you would have gotten the hint when you were told that we’ve seen condos before, we don’t need to see yours.
Btw, yelling at the cab driver for taking 15 minutes to pick us up and demanding he kept repeating your name in his apology (for being on time) was embarrassing and rude.
Don’t worry, I get it, your have zero personality, are extremely overweight, smell bad and an arrogant pig so money is the only thing you have to offer someone but being a cunt about it all night really doesn’t help. —Can’t buy me love
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.
Umm sounds like boat-condo dude is trying to compensate for a shortage in other areas…mainly between his legs. What a shame. LOL.
can’t buy you love no, but you can rent one for an hour or so. and yes, money can buy anything, look to ottawa for the clues.
seb… I don’t think it was a man….
out on girls night… being called a cunt.
I think your eyes failed you on this one…
or perhaps the synapses in your brain…
In the first sentence we learn it’s a “he”.
I bet this oblivious cunt muscle has a paddle boat and a shitty apartment with no balcony.
lol at the Bedford Basin being the ocean.
Hey, the cunts of the world resent that remark. At least they’re useful.
I agree Seb, sounds like a classic case of small dick syndrome. Or dating desperation tricking him into thinking one of the girls-night-outers was gonna be soooooooo impressed with this stink-eye worthy behaviour. Technically tho, while Bedford Basin does contain ocean water one has to paddle their canoe an awfully long distance to leave the Basin to reach ocean frontage.
Darling the man has a boat and a condo, I’d be all up on it. Partying on the boat, trashing the condo & drinking the drinks. Sometimes it’s just more fun to entertain the bullshit and be secure in the fact that you know it’s bullshit and he doesn’t. One day he’ll realize it isn’t everything, it’s not your lesson to teach. Time is the best teacher, he’ll learn.
We used to have guys back like that in the 70s – all flash with a twitchy dick. Nothing a good knee to the nuts couldn’t cure. The only thing I’d wish on a guy like that is another three wives.
LOL @ “Bedford is on the ocean!”
I have no time for snobs that brag about their cars and houses. The main reason I won’t go to any family reunions or large gatherings is because I can’t stand the stuckup rich fucks I’m related to. If you’re rich and act nicely, I don’t have a problem.
I have to agree with those who are most amazed by the Bedford on the Ocean claim !
THat is truely priceless.
I live on the Shubie River…its part of the Amazon river system…don’t you know… you just trace it down to the ocean (its so massive it drains into the Halifax Harbour (or is it Halifax ocean) & it drains to the Bay of Fundy, go south a ways & you see the Amazon drains into the Atlantic Ocean as well.
What a great spot ! ! ! ~:)
I applaud the OP for sticking it out and restraining herself for the sake of her friend.
out of respect for your friends you say nothing during your night out. Okay, I get that but you’ve provided so much detail here should the guy happen upon this bitch he’ll know it’s about him and THEN watch which way the shit flows… right into your friend’s lap. You didn’t do your friend any favours by posting this bitch.
Well Kay, I hope he reads this bitch and realizes what a pathetic asshat he is. And it’s better off that her friend parts ways with him anyways. Let him go jerk off in his boat with his wad of cash.
Give me a million dollars over a million women to choose from any day! At least with the million dollars, I can put some of it towards buying a half decent woman and still having some change leftover. Just check out all those mail-order brides in Russia and Thailand to choose from. I know a guy who got a wife from Thailand, she’s great. Just make sure you don’t get one of the discounted ones, though, and end up being stuck with them like poor Mr. Dudwey did:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/tingtong…
OP, you my kinda gal.
so did he get laid in his condo or on his boat? 🙂
“buying a half decent woman”…????!!!! go back to your AWFUL country, q! In Canada women are NOT commodities. Period. Holy fuck!
sodey, I’ll bet your friends LOVE you for deciding what they should and should not do, where they should and should not work… there are words for people like you and meddler is just the first that comes to mind. Nosey is another. Control freak is another, actually that’s two… I’d better stop before this becomes fun.
“I tell ya what I’d do…. two chicks at the same time.
…
Dang straight, I always wanted to do that. I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up.”
kay, ya right. Take an ugly dude with no money and there’s nada girls. He starts flashing some green and all of a sudden they be around. I never met anyone who didn’t like money and there are those who will put up with a lot to get it.
Omg I could have sworn I knew who op was talking about until they described the guy as fat…….
What was the boats name haha
“sodey, I’ll bet your friends LOVE you for deciding what they should and should not do, where they should and should not work… there are words for people like you and meddler is just the first that comes to mind. Nosey is another. Control freak is another, actually that’s two… I’d better stop before this becomes fun.”
I’m friends with people that would LAUGH out loud at some douche showing off his boat pictures and bragging about his money. I don’t decide what people can and can’t do. What I DO is speak my mind and make fun of people for being douchebags. I’m an avid eye-roller. I’m not going to tell my friend “you shouldn’t be friends with that guy”. I would say “what’s the deal with that fucktard and his small-penis compensation syndrome?” and then they can evaluate for themselves if they wish to remain friends with said fucktard.
I know women aren’t “commodities” in Canada. They are viewed more like that in other places, however, where plenty of women would love to start a new life in a country like Canada. Maybe my wording on that one wasn’t the best, but basically, I was advising that if you’re a guy that does have some money but lacks in the looks / personality department, you can ship in a woman or two from places like Thailand or Russia. It’s quite common in plenty of places nowadays and creates a win-win situation for both parties involved, usually.
Now all I need is a lot of money!
qpm, do you really think that women aren’t “commodities” in Canada, and that it is really a win-win situation when women from other countries in desperate situations are bought with money by men in Canada? No offence, but maybe you need something other than money, like critical thinking.
“Her lovers lurk in every doorway
with prices chalked upon the walls.
So if you’re rich and have the cash
you’ll get an itch, you’ll get a rash.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls”