So much thanks to a certain little phone company! I’ve dealt with all the evil giant companies before, it was unbelievable what they get away with…robbing people blind and what not! And those contracts…oh, the contracts! But that is what I love about you! No contracts. No bullshit! I pay $80 a month, for 3G data, unlimited day time, unlimited text, unlimited anywhere in Canada, no long distance in Canada. I love it! My bill is never over or under that $80! But sometimes I do forget to pay it, but one quick phone call to your friendly staff and we pick a time that is convenient for me to pay and it’s fine! No charges, fees, anything!
I love you! —I Could Kiss You El Tabador
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.


Sorry to burst your bubble, but this “little phone company” is owned by Telus, one the big three “evil giant companies”.
and my telus bill is about $75 a month for that shit too…
snap back to reality.
It is little, evil, and owned by Telus… But I’ve never had a bill over $50, after tax… call display and voicemail, 250 minutes billed by the second, 5pm evenings and weekends, canada wide minutes, 100mb data included… I haven’t found a better deal elsewhere, and I’ve crunched the numbers. I like that little guy too!
Oh unlimited texting too! Can’t forget that lol
telus has those cute little critters, in their ads