HALIGONIAN MEN: I have not seen enough moustaches yet. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it’s just taking awhile for that transparent peach fuzz to become visible… But seriously, I better see a few Sellecks before too long. I spend 11 months of the year searching for upper lips to oogle, don’t ruin this one for me. —Mo’ Lovin’ Island Girl

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  1. Moustaches make everyone who grows them look like motorcycle cops. Beards are where it’s at, not those scraggly hipster douchebag beards, but real ones grown by real men.

  2. I stopped shaving mine about a month ago and is it ever itchy! I usually let it go for the winter but might have to keep up on it this year.

  3. your legs right? you’re definitely a road rider^^mine grow so little hair, it’s not an issue

  4. that’s why men should grow beards in the winter. natural insulation, just like the hair on your head

  5. OB, you talking about Homovember, where guys grow mustaches to mask that they are secretly bisexual?

  6. i guess you haven’t met the suckster yet o.p.? i have a fuull face of hair,just like them ole mountain men of yore. and i also like killing my own meat too. yeah, the pussies around today, are all baby fuzz, and shit. takes a man, to grow some hair on their face. tell em’ ivanski.

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