I despise you.
I really do. You come into class with your strategically placed horn rimmed glasses, your ‘classic tees’ decored with Andy Warhol insignias and words that say ‘Reunite Pangea’, (fucking give me a break) you talk in loads of advanced language and sophisticated vocabulary that doesn’t even MEAN what you’re trying to say, (dumbass), and you just got a tattoo on your forearm of the Golden Ratio, which you say loudly, ”Signifies the ultimate form of all things beautiful” in your faggy little voice. And you smoke to ”complete your look”. While chewing on your matches.
YOU
DO
NOT
LIVE
IN
THE
GODDAMN
1970’S!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET WITH THE TIMES. DORK.
—grumblegrumble.
This article appears in Jun 18-24, 2009.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!
I think that by “I despise you”, you mean “I am completely in love with you but know that you’ll never pay attention to me so I’m going to pick apart every aspect of your image to make myself feel better for being such a creepy loser”
xox nailed it
Quick someone call the Fashion Police.
I wish I was still in university
Hipsters, what can you do. Went to a show full of them the other night and had the least fun of my life. Also an interesting point, I never saw any of them wash their hands in the restrooms… is hygiene considered conformity these days? What about dressing and acting like one another?
You will encounter more of these so-called intellectuals throughout life. Form a thick skin and let it slide. I did. But it is still funny to observe.
very funny, descriptive bitch
So he’s a legend in his own mind – it’s a persona for Christ’s sake – he’ll go home and scratch his hairy bag and fart like the rest of the two and a half legged bipeds of the world. I’ll betcha if you dressed like Edie Sedgwick, he’d be all over you.
I admit it. I wrote this bitch. This actually had been occuring months ago, but I saw the boy on the street today and had to deny myself the urge to stick my dogs fecal matter down his throat to break his oh-so-flawless, sparkling stride. GAG.
Dino you should see some of the shit that goes on in my art school, not only do 90% of the students dress this way, they all think they’re being unique. It’s really quite a social paradox.
Dino, TTFN, there is a LTWWL for you guys. No, it’s not from me.
Tanks Heathro. Funny that I wouldn’t have even noticed it if you didn’t tell me.
I can see the OP’s point…especially seeing as how this was an oxy-acetylene cutting class at NSCC.
You mean they all dress/look the same? Like the much revered RUB “bikers”? You know, the “rebels” and social misfits (ok RIM programmers, and Science teachers) riding around in groups and…ok, my bad…a clearly blatant attempt to rekindle the loud pipes thing again…either I just can’t let it go, or it is a not-so-covert attempt to kick start Kay’s day….whirrrrrrr *plop*
Now what I urge you all to witness the next time you are Vancouver, Montreal, or any large metropolis is a *shudder* I hate using Jian Ghomeshi-isms, a mash up of retro biker meets pouty hipster…roaring around in huge packs on their Vespas and Piaggio’s…how very 80’s “Euro fag”. Remember them?
And while I’m on a rant…Jian, for the last fucking time stop using “indie” four thousand times a day. Indie is not attributed to a “sound” or a kind of progressive hipster inspired music, wave, or genre. It simply means independent musicians or film makers who are not signed to a contract or are financing by themselves. Jian, you can be too over the top cool sometimes…and try and vary your female musical guests sometimes..they don’t all have to have the small voiced/fresh out of Jr. High, “Jill Barber, Fiest-ish style of voice…mix it up a little! Get off the safe CBC sanctioned fence and “give a shout out”…another one you need to cut back on Jian..to the occasional not-so-trendy female artist.
End of another meaningless early morning rant..more coffee is the cure.
I really really despise the use of the word “fag” in any context. You basically invalidated your bitch, in my opinion.
Tim, would you have posted a bitch that contained the “n-word”? Doubtful, right? This is the same thing in my mind.
LMAO, get over yourself Jennifer. Hey said fag, big deal, you going to go call the PC police on us now?
“Jian, you can be too over the top cool sometimes…and try and vary your female musical guests sometimes..they don’t all have to have the small voiced/fresh out of Jr. High, “Jill Barber, Fiest-ish style of voice…mix it up a little! Get off the safe CBC sanctioned fence and “give a shout out”…another one you need to cut back on Jian..to the occasional not-so-trendy female artist.”
Brick you speak a lot of truth in that section. I think it’s what’s wrong with the CBC currently. Don’t get me wrong, the CBC has some great programs on the radio, but whenever they feature a new musician they all sound exactly the same, just like you described.
hehehhe…I actually agree with Kay, my nose hurts now from shooting juice.
my fav bitch ever!!!