So I started seeing this guy. He was real sweet. One of those nice guys… you know, not all that attractive. I usually only date guys I’m attracted to, but those guys always turn out to be assholes. And well, I’ve been hearing so much about those “nice guys” and how they always finish last. Why not give one of them a chance, right? So I lower my standers and went out a couple times with this Where’s Waldo lookin’-like MA-FUCKER and guess what? He stands me up! So you SEE ladies? Men are ALL assholes. If ya gonna have one, you might as well pick a good looking asshole. Preferably one with money. —From Now On, I Only Date UP
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
Did he really stand you up? What reason did he give? Details please, elsewise the “Waldo lookin’-like MA-FUCKER” crack, makes you sound like the reason.
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but dude is only one in a great bunch of horny fucks. keeps your standards low, and will will strike the motherlode of good guys. having said that, what the hell are stndards anyway?
He probably caught a wiff of your attitude and kept walking.
If ya gonna have one, you might as well pick a good looking asshole. Preferably one with money
and that right there is probably why you only find assholes.
ever occur to you that maybe you did something to make him not want to go?
Yeah, you have to maintain your “standers”, right OB, you above-average person?
One guy standing you up leads you to believe “all nice guys suck”?
I hope you never get stood up by a black guy or a Jewish dater.
Good luck figuring out the problem is YOU, dipschitt.
Wpaul
It’s seriously difficult to have sympathy for some of you asswipes.
atecookie, is that your real pic? if so, i think i know you. i have seen this face around quite often.and it’s cute to boot.
And OB-
You sound like a real trainwreck of a person. Please talk with us about this, even post a photo, so we can see what a Superior Piece of Ass looks like.
And to scare crows away from the garbage dump (otherwise known as your hillbilly bajingo- SCORTCH!!!)
Wpaul
yes LIFE SUCKS that is me in the picture and thank you 🙂
OB is probably the one that sucks and he nice guy probably figured it out pretty quick so he said fuck this
and the fact that you had to “lower standards” probably means you’re shallow and a not so nice person. looks shouldn’t matter as they as the will treat you good
If he reads the OB’s bitch, he’ll be glad he stood the OB up. See guys, some women are real bitches.
lol woman logic….
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlww5LZ…
Hey atecookie…..fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Look at that…I said they exact same thing as LIFE SUCKS but I wasn’t dancing around the point.
hahahahahahaha
some girls would say you’re gross but i have no problem saying i’m flattered hahaha
orly? Well atecookie, if you ever become desperate enough to hook up with a random person you met on a local news website….let me know because I’d hit that in an instant.
hfxgodzilla here blurring the lines between humor and being creepy.
if people find it creepy they need a sense of humour
and again i am flattered lol
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ERO-5w8dMUM/R3e8…
love that
First, learn English. You lowered your STANDARDS, not standers (there is no such word).
Second, maybe it’s YOU, not the hot guys or the nice guys. Maybe you’ve got a stinky box or have an ugly attitude?!
If we went out and you told me how you only date certain types and you belive you should only “date up”, I’d think you were a bit of a skank and wouldn’t even bother to try to fuck you…
Sorry OB. But not ALL men are assholes.
They’re just happily married like me.
I’d love to shove my nose up your turd cutter. Obviously your shit doesn’t stink. Lower your standards.
Give me a fucking break.
Well played PG
Sorry Zilla
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yeah im sorry but i agree with the poster lol if a mutt stood me up, id tell that boy all about himself..and then id call his mama and tell her all about herself and how she got no skills at raising a man.. i mean if u ugly, then u better make up for it in the ass-kissin skill
or this one if you’re having trouble view that other link
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So because he’s a not so attractive guy he should just be thanking his lucky stars that *you* deigned to date him and just like massaging your feet and bringing you bonbons all the time? No wonder he stood you up.
coastreviewer
are you serious right now?
look at what you just said
if a guy read that they won’t even give you the imte of day let alone stand you up.
there’s usually a reason a guy stands you up
he’s not interested in you
some reasons more obvious than others.
like if he stands you up move on don’t go as low as he did or apparently you would go lower
AHAHA. You probably emitted some sort of attitude of doing this guy a favour and he just didn’t bother showing up because of it, in which case you deserved what you got.
In any event….
Hay Thomas, wanna hang out, watch Planes Trains and Automobiles and make out?
I anxiously await your response.
So one guy stands you up and therefore all guys are assholes? You’re the asshole.
Nice AND good looking guys are out there, but we’d never want anything to do with bitches like you.
Your place or mine PK?
Mine.
Bring some wine. 😉
Tommy just did a stealthy self compliment. I caught it tommy, but I won’t base a troll off it. So I’ll allow it this time.
I’m guessing that “Waldo” decided that a quiet evening alone with his fleshlight and some Hentai would be far more pleasurable AND satisfying than squiring your vapid skankass around Halifax’s tonier night spots. Forget “dating up” – you need to invest in D-cells cuz baby, you gonna need ’em.
Did ya see how Zilla jut gave himself a stealthy self compliment? Well played, Zilla, well played.
You noticed my self compliment but won’t comment on my MS paint debut? Lame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/50we/
Nice or not he probably got tired of high maintenence bullshit.
Who gives a shit what OP says, she is clearly a young’un and has many lessons to learn.
Wasn’t a stealth compliment xeno because I don’t have to be stealthy. My ego doesn’t need to be padded by a bunch of random people on a website.
I don’t click on any links I don’t post because they will be either links to pictures I won’t find funny or some idiotic attempt to counter troll.
I’m wit da Zilla!
yes but it’s Schrodinger’s link…
you won’t know which it is until you click…