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FUCK.
I got back from riding my bike on a wonderful day, go to piss, and guess what welcomes me? A lovely, friendly, pea sized CYST. YAY!!!!! Now I know this isn’t a fucking forum, but what should I do?! Lance it?
—Meh.
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.
9 Comments
As a cyclist, I get so many cysts it doesn’t even faze me anymore. What I do is get a pair of my special pliers, rip the things off, put them in a jar, and feed them to my pet squirrels at the end of the month.
Hack it off with an exacto knife and fry it in with your morning omelette.
Go see your doctor before burning them off with a magnifying glass.
LOL special pliers
On sale for $4.99 at Wal Mart, right next to the toasters.
Slap a hot compress on that sucker and make sure you powder your nethers before going back out there OP. I wouldn’t lance it, let your doc do it. Takes like 5 min and you don’t have to worry about oopsing yourself into a bad bacterial infection with a month of pills.
oh my. Where the hell does it say, “if you have a cyst, seek a forum where people bitch and complain”?
are you sure you don’t have herpes, man? yuck
Kay, your diagnosis of herpes sounds like it comes from personal experience, you herped out tramp.