Spray painting “Burn Condos” everywhere is a good way to get your idea across. Trust me, I hate a lot of these snotty rich fucks moving into my R Rated Neighbourhood too… a couple are nice, but most are douches.

However, consider this: Every condo that is built, each unit houses a family that would normally live in the suburbs. In a single house, with a front and back yard. Thus, build a condo, starve a suburb, save a forest. For every 1000 condo units; we’ve replaced an entire subdivision. Frankly… If rich fuck heads want to live in little boxes crammed together like that, we should let them… More woods for the rest of us then. —Slightly Older, Calmer Anarchist Fuck Wit

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  1. No opinion other than people shouldn’t be committing arson for any reason.

    I almost got charged for arson..

    Dragged a girl in the woods.. beat her arse in.

    lol nah just kidding.

  2. Anarchists in the woods. Right.
    “Who brought the weed?”
    “Where do I plug in my cellphone recharger?”
    “Is there a Western Union in that dead tree? Mom said she was wiring me $300 bucks”
    “Whaddya mean I have to use leaves?”
    “Who used Chapter 2 of my Manufacturing Consent instead of leaves?”
    “A couple of Whoppers would go down pretty good right now”
    “That Fascist bear just ate Brie and Ulrich. I blame society”
    “Mommeeeeeeeeeeee…………….”

    And after a while, nothing left but compost. Blessed healing compost for Mother Earth.

  3. I have to admit, I kinda stole that idea from the end of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow 6. Got in some good Eagle watching at lunch time. Mom was perched on the side and the 2 wee ones were snuggled up to each other. Screeeee!

  4. i don’t cur, but i appreciate your honesty. i try not to watch the nestlings too much but i’ve got the boyos hooked

  5. lol oh anarchists, if they only knew how safe the laws we have in place were keeping them.. I guess they’d rather we be governed by criminals, and not white collar ones.

  6. Otay, I’m on a very childish roll, so here goes “Anarchists in the Woods 2 – Electric Boogaloo.
    “Ha, the pigs will never find us HERE! *triumphal*
    “Who wants some Pez?”
    “No, that’s rich mans people food”
    “Isn’t this great, we’ll live in harmony with nature, no laws , no authority, produce only what we need and stick it to the big oil companies. Now, someone turn on the generator.”
    “The leaves are turning colour, should we build a drop in center for legal aid or that pirate radio staion we were thinking about?”
    “Okay, I know private property is theft, but WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL MY PEZ?”
    “Don’t cry Ian, that snow means that single handedly we’ve reversed global warming”
    “Ooooh, the police will NEVER find us here” *panic-stricken*

  7. Right on OB.
    I live in a place that was built in the early 1900’s.
    Too many people moving out here in the sticks, building huge ugly chip board homes, & just last week I heard some townies at the grocery store in Elmsdale complaining about the stink & how something should be done about it.
    WELL TOWNIES…. FUCK YOU.
    Farmers have been fertilizing their fields for many generations using composted animal feces, & all that “needs to be done” is for you stund fucks to move back to the city !

    Next they’ll want sidewalks through the woods, & light poles for night time strolls ! ! ! ! !

  8. easy big fellow^^ i can identify many types of manure, beats the smell of a rendering plant

  9. yeah o.p., leave the woods to us nutbars with the bikes and guns. just start playing dueling banjos every once in awhile tho.

  10. yeah more, sorry about that, was thinking of squealing little piggies too much. ah, piggies.

  11. Good luck with that backyard summer patio party on a condo balcony. Houses with yards are awesome! 🙂

  12. Just angry kids who donno how to place their energy well.

    Or discern between private, corporate and public property.

    Hopefully they never take up arms, or everyone is getting gunned down for being a banker…

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