To the lady (middle aged and very overweight) who gets on my bus that uses a walker. While I understand life might be a bit more difficult for you, it doesn’t mean that everyone has to bow down and make sure you above all else are taken care of. First, you bitch at the bus driver if he starts moving before you are comfortably seated. Fair enough, but you COULD sit closer to the front so the bus doesn’t stop traffic on barrington. Then, you park your walker sideways, and take up two seats. THEN you bitch at anyone who happens to brush into your walker when they have to squeeze the two inches that are left in the aisle. You aren’t even that old. Just really fat.
I am sorry if you have a debilitating condition and have become a miserable old bag, but have some respect for other people who had nothing to do with your crappy life.—unhappy passenger
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
Make farting sounds and if people look at you, make eyes towards the fat old coot.
Fuck fat people. Always taking up more space than they deserve. We’re gonna need double wide sidewalks so I can walk past some of these heffers.
Dare you to say that to a fat person’s face.
What are they going to do? Eat me? And yes, I’ve gotten frustrated when a really wide person walks in the middle of a sidewalk slowly. I’ve BEEPed at people.
Some fat people are actually quite narrow — they just stick out front to back instead of side to side.
Kind of like the ones who look like eggs on toothpicks.
I have nothing against fat people, I hate lazy people, and some lazy people happen to be fat, some not…
But as long as were talking about fat people and buses… This one time a really obese couple sat in front of me on the bus, I have no idea HOW they both fit in the two seats but they managed with the man taking up half the isle. Anyway, when they sat down the seat in front of me sunk back towards me five inches under their collective weight. It freaked me right out, I kept imagining it snapping, falling back on me and breaking my femurs. So I moved. The End.
sound like a bad dream. ah fat people correction 0’beast 0’beast where art thou. every one says you look like a cow.
i meant to say sounds shit and everyone. And i hate lazy people to fuck how bout that.
There comin to get me, kids aren’t allowed on this board. Go back to your sandbox and English classes.
@fizz If I was as fat as I was lazy I’d be washing myself with a rag on a stick. God bless genetics.
all i can say here o.p., is that i hope you never get any older than the age of 10, which you seem to be right now. wait til your parts start giving out. if you’re a female, wait til your boobs start doing a nose dive to your feet,and your gut, from having to many welfare kids, start to sag, in all the wrong places. if you are a male, replace boobs with dick, and leave belly there, but add beer to it. yeah, i know, you are so beautiful that it will never happen, but it will, and in your case, i hope sooner.
While i’m not a bus rider, I have on occassion have run into people like your example OP.
Have you ever heard the phrase ” You’ve got me confused with someone who gives a Fuck !”
Next time somone like that complains at you , use it with my blessing. They’ll continue to be an ass ,but that brief moment with a stunned look in their eyes, when they realise you don’t fucking care if they live or die, always cheers me up.
sodeypop’s correct. fat people expect the world to bow down to them. how about putting down the fork for once!
Some people with disabilities blame lack of exercise for their obesity. It is really mostly diet that puts people into that state. 80% of weight loss and maintenance is diet controlled. Laziness is also a factor as well as lack of self respect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqT4FvFE2yA
Its about 2 minutes in….
Oh, god . . .
how bloody DARE you try to inflict Oprah on unsuspecting people….
that being said, I powered through to get to the point.
and that’s a bloody big casket…
you could fit an ancient egyptian family in there…
Lol Im so sorry….It was the caskets I was trying to show and that was the only vid I could find with them.
But the point is people are getting so fat that the have to make these bigger caskets now… its scary
carried by van/forklift or helicopter…
scary.
and purchasing TWO plots… I can see why, but damn, they’re really stickin it to ya on the way out.
sodey will get a headbutt to the nose eventually. and seb you talk as if the world should bow down to gay people. are you just trying to make us breeders bend over so you can get cheaper access to bums?
I think I know who you are speaking of. She bothers me.
Actually, If not for you, there are some people who’s weight can be blamed on a lack of exercise. Since my surgery in late February, I’ve gained about 7 pounds and it’s all because I just haven’t had the energy to get back to the gym yet because I’m eating pretty much the same.
I feel sooooooooo lazy, but anything beyond going to class/work exhausts me to no end. I slept till 7pm on my day off last week and my day off this week — went to have a nap at 4pm one day and didn’t wake up until 9am the next. *sigh* And the resistance in my legs/arms is all shot to shit. Again, I’m eating pretty much the same as I was before and I’ve gained weight.
However, I don’t think this is the case for the vast majority. 40 year old fatty with a walker on the bus probably inhales a 20 piece bucket of KFC chicken on a daily basis.
@More: Well Said… Well said indeed
I Like the whole who gives a fuck thing Too.
If People where not so scared of going to hell which might i add is bred into you as a child.
I think the population level would be much lower we might even all be in heaven right now. Don’t we find Happyness When we take huge risks.
But then again that would be less little little kittys that the pope and all his men would get to prey on.
And less people to kiss his ass and Praise his name and call him holy.
While He is speaking to HIS people Who are starving from a podium that has an elevation of thirty feet Oh Trinity . And he’s draped in
gold. Fuck people are stupid and it’s never going to change
So to be honest i would be happy to trade places with someone who was dying.
I can’t wait to see what happens next. But I’m bound by family And all kinds off friends who love me.
I’m not too too smart so don’t blame me for not making any sense.
Fuck I don’t even belive in happiness.
What does Giving a fuck have to do with an old fat bitch anyways.
She’s probly so retared that ainT no she fat anywho.
Forty with a walker. A what if my legs get chopped of now.
17 in a wheelchair. So some cocksuckin-motherfuckin-twotime-bitch will sayin nasty shit About a real ugly wheelchair kid taken up the whole side walk.
Karma sucks bitches.
Hope hell exists now that I think off it.
pk, I’m pretty sure they just eat the skin and throw the rest out…
and TCTGM…
17.. sounds about right.
and Hali, shut the fuck up.
that was a preemptive shhhh
I’m far more eloquent than any pizza faced teenager chicken typing with a boner or perky nipples
mr. tctgm the “trading places with someone who was dying” concerns me. mother hen
I was going write something about mother hen but i don’t have a clue as to what it is you speak of so ya.
Could be baby food. Could be a fairy tale. I don’t Know.
Whats chicken typing it took me two minutes to write this peace of shit or type it whatever.
And I have no zits so Fuck you very much.
And if your not just a little bit curious about the next dimension then I’m concerned for you to and i don’t even know who you are.
You scare me…I’m not afraid of going to hell.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus the Easter Bunny & organized religion’s BullShit about God at around the same time ,which was in elementary school.
I’m so concerned about pissing off God & Jesus, I had bacon & baloney with my eggs yesterday, invited a girlfriend to a home cooked roast beast dinner with all the trimmings last night & we then proceeded to have a fun filled evening full of things like drinking booze, smoking & sexual activities, that went above & beyond anything that could even possibly get one pregnant & all without the benefit of a marriage certificate !
Activities that in some places are considered devient
I guess I’m going to hell…which in my opinion is better than the alternative !
What ! ! ! you guy’s really want to sit around & praise god for all eternity ????
Fuck that sounds like it’ll get lame about 4 seconds into it !
dude… sounds like a pleasant… albeit expensive… evening.
and hell’s not so bad… never have to ask anyone to turn up the thermostat.
zZz…What is money ?
You can’t eat it !
smoking it won’t get you high ! Although it might make you sick…if that’s what your into.
You certainly can’t fuck it ! (It get’s all stuck together…the change is cold)
No , money may beat having to go around bartering for everything you need (OK, or Want)
But on a planet where a fiat monitary system is in place…monies only a “promise to pay” not a guarantee they “will pay”.
So I don’t collect large piles of it.
Better to have things of value & because life is too short IMO, I like to have as much fun as my ulcer can stand ! The way i’m looking at life now…if I’m not having a great time & in pain somethings wrong ~:)