Am I the only human being in this world that finds people who text 24/7 annoying? What is so goddamn important that you have to have your head buried in your phone? You text on the street and walk out in front of my car, at work, at a bank, at a grocery store, in a public washroom. I would bet dollars to doughnuts you have your cellphone next to your head when you sleep. Enough already! Move out of the way of people who are being productive with their lives. Albert Einstein once said “I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.” Right on Al, you hit the nail on the head buddy. -T.I.R.E.D. (Texting Is Ruining Everyone’s Day)
This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.


Ah leave ’em alone, they’re just trying to be cool until they end up cold in the morgue.
I don’t. I find a lot of people annoying so I pay attention to the ones I find interesting…
boo fucking hoo. Welcome to the Gutenburg Galaxy.
I agree with Ossifer Tim. If they’re texting then chances are good they aren’t boring you with uninvited conversation and moronic opinions brayed loudly for the benefit of all within earshot. There’s entirely too much white noise in the world; I laud those who are considerate enough to confine theirs to the ethernet.
Speaking of indulgences, Ivan, do you have a spare $40,000 for this trip?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-…
Awwww Baz. Why’d you have to show me that.
I could try crowdfunding.
Hay LTWWB – Let’s raise 40 Grand to send Ivan to England in a 60 year old aircraft. Pretty good chance he won’t come back.
Who’s with me?
ivan, surely you wouldn’t STAY in the London of today? or has my addiction to MI5 soured my perception
I figure the odds of the Lanc even making it across the pond are pretty long. The prospect of me bobbing around in the North Atlantic like a dyspecptic wedge of lime in the worlds biggest G&T is enough to make even the most parimonious anarchist cash in his RRSP’s and “giver “. >; ) Plenty of pubs and military museums left in Blighty for me to hide out in.
In the early 60’s aviation writer Martin Caidin was involved in restoring 3 B-17 Flying Fortresses AND ferrying them to England to appear in a rather mediocre Steve McQueen flick called “The War Lover”.
http://www.amazon.com/Everything-but-flak-…
Incredible story from the days when men had big brass ones.
does that class as an oxymoron? an anarchist with rrsp?
ivan, you would be shot for a rabid cur within 10 minutes of landing. you would be frothing so badly
Sad but true >: (
Someday I’ll get to Duxford. *le sigh*
yeah man, fuck technology. Cell phones, Ipods, the internet, television, telegraphs, pens, paper, FEATHER pens, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, language, cell division…
Ivan, if, and it’s a mighty big if, the Lanc made it all the way across and you had to pass through immigration, I’m fairly certain you wouldn’t be allowed a permit to give the commencement speech at the Finsbury Mosque and Sausage Factory.
I guess being allowed to re-enact Operation: Chastise at the Derwent reservoir with Andy Chowderhead in lieu of an Upkeep bouncing mine would be out of the question then?
http://i1.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/inco…
Yeah, YOU try hanging out on metro transit without an ipod.
Ipod saves lives, people.
People were hanging out (ie waiting for the bus) long before an IPod was even thought about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLeZWdr328
UNDERSTANDING MEDIA
“Am I the only human being that finds people who text 24/7 annoying? What is so goddamn important that you have to have your head buried in your phone?” T.I.R.E.D
“The medium is the message.” Marshall McLuhan (Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man,” 1964)
T.I.R.E.D. is annoyed. He wants to know what is so goddamn important about people who have their heads buried in their phones. For him such behavior is a “mindless self-indulgence.” But is that true? Not according to Marshall McLuhan whose famous aphorism suggests that T.I.R.E.D.’s day is done, that technology has passed him by. But what does McLuhan’s aphorism mean?
It means that it is not so much the content of any particular communication which is important but rather it is the manner in which that communication is conveyed. In other words, the content – the message – IS the medium. There is no remainder after one understands the nature of that medium through which that content has been conveyed. So what does that mean? Two points.
As the title of his book suggests, media for McLuhan were not technologically external to man but rather were his natural extensions. In other words, his mind was shaped – was identified with – the media in which his ideas were conveyed. They were inseparable. The development of writing and printing, having supplanted the oral media culture of the nomadic food-gatherers, rendered him a specialist in separating the roles of knowledge and action. Books were the paradigmatic artifact of McLuhan’s “The Gutenberg Galaxy,” named after the inventor of the mechanical press. “Gutenberg Man,” as I call him, was sedentary, specialized, isolated and introverted. His mind was structured in terms of what McLuhan termed “hot” media.
McLuhan categorized all media into “hot” and “cool” and the categorization itself was continuously moving with the invention of new media technology. A hot medium was characterized as being “high definition, low participation” where “definition” was to be understood as any content whatsoever. Definition was the message. The higher the concentration of content the hotter the medium resulting in low participation on the part of the reader/viewer/listener. In contrast, a cool medium was characterized by “low definition, high participation,” one in which the equation was reversed. The importance of the message was minimal but the participation of the reader/viewer/listener was maximal.
With the advent of new technology what has been hot and what has been cool have changed over time. “As the machine and the motor car released the horse and projected it onto the plane of entertainment,” McLuhan pointed out, “so does automation with men. We are suddenly threatened with a liberation that taxes our inner resources of self-employment and imaginative participation in society. This would seem to be a fate that calls men to the role of artist in society.” (p.358)
And so it is with T.I.R.E.D. He is annoyed to find people who text 24/7. He is annoyed because, having been shaped by hot print media he is now faced with a cool IT medium of low definition and high participation. He feels threatened by a new liberation that taxes his inner resources and imaginative participation in society. Like the toiling horse before the advent of the motor car, his day has passed. He has failed to understand the new media. He belongs on the junk heap of history.
That will be $10 please.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpIYz8tfGjY
@poutine-dick-mitten
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/the…
*see’s that stupid Einstein quote meme on facebook while walking with my phone* Nice!
#irony
Isn’t it self indulgent to complain about how other peoples trivial shit bothers them?
A LITTLE SPRING CLEANING
RVPS
: Ivan The Terrible (05/07, 9:28AM)
I don’t respond to videos. I think if someone has something to say then they should, um, say it. If you find that this is not possible then you should find an empty park bench, sit down, and eat your sandwiches.
: The Dribbling Half-Wit (10:27AM)
It is obvious that you are out of your depth. See is there’s room next to Ivan on the park bench, sit down, and eat your sandwiches.
: Tomaso Furioso (11:16AM)
Are you talking to me? If so, why not take a break, sit down next to Ivan and The Dribbling Half-Wit, and eat your sandwiches.
: The Blowhard ((8;15PM)
Are you talking to me? If so, why not take a break, sit down next to Ivan, The Dribbling Half-Wit, Tomaso Furioso, and eat your sandwiches.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Wow, there’s a Sandwich Party at Victoria Park and Everyone’s Invited! WOO HOO!
http://www.jochets.com/uploads/2/1/0/2/210…
Hella more fun than the Lemon Party at Montrealman’s
RSVP
: Ivan the Terrible (05/08, 2:53PM)
Shut up and eat your sandwiches.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Heh Heh – MM googled “lemon party”
BUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNN!
Yes, MM, I was clearly talking to you. Idiot!!!!