Babe, you crawl through my window each night and try to get my attention while I’m on the computer with my friends. Go away! I don’t have the time to fuck with you. Yet, you bug and bug me until I get pissed off and threaten to crush your skull.
You don’t impress me. You think you are ‘all that’ but your cousin showed up last night and she was much better. —You Get the Wet Towel Next Time

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  1. of course not, I was bitching about those damn dandy long legged mousquitos. they manage to find their way through the cracks around my window air conditioner.

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