Babe, you crawl through my window each night and try to get my attention while I’m on the computer with my friends. Go away! I don’t have the time to fuck with you. Yet, you bug and bug me until I get pissed off and threaten to crush your skull.
You don’t impress me. You think you are ‘all that’ but your cousin showed up last night and she was much better. —You Get the Wet Towel Next Time
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.


Get a screen so the bugs stay on the outside.
C-A-T spells cat?
I was thinking this…
http://www.pet-doors.com/images/cat_windoo…
or maybe…
http://www.realworldimage.com/images/photo…
…you’re probably right Koda.
Not again…
lol screw it, it is Friday and I enjoy funny kitty pix as much as the next.. um.. man.
http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/1/Rac…
Nooooo!!!
Who is proofing these idiotic bitches? Has NS gotten that boring?
Go Away.
The Tale of Spryfield residents and their dating program.
it’s otay snubiz, it’s not real, here i fix http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2244/231444…
Whew! Thanks!
http://blogs.qc.cuny.edu/blogs/0209N0277/0…
and i thought you liked me coming in through the window. well fuck you o.p., never again.
Bedroom – bathroom – same thing….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1gUfCIaDvA
Cats? Beastiality?
Cat burglar?
http://gothamist.com/attachments/byakas/11…
I was going to make a Cougar joke, but meh, too obvious 😉
http://www.singleandthecity.com/Images/img…
ha ha! does this mean that my writing skills are not yet up to par? but it shows some improvement, no?
this will warm your cockles http://thechronicleherald.ca/Metro/1263545…
Cockles warmed!
….has a soft spot for animals, “even though I do smoke them.”
Funny AND disgusting!
GV – You wouldn’t do the wet towel to a kitty!
of course not, I was bitching about those damn dandy long legged mousquitos. they manage to find their way through the cracks around my window air conditioner.
yeah, i thought that quote was pretty funny snubiz. maybe the kitty kat liked pork ribs or beef^^ http://susty.com/image/male-lion-cub-eatin…