You caught me on Facebook and went to the boss, saying I wasn’t being productive or doing my job. I was on my fucking break! You’ve been ignorant to me, while being cool with everyone else, since day one. At first, I couldn’t understand what your issue was with me since I was nothing but sweet to you. Now I’m starting to think that when you look at me you realize you haven’t done much with your life, at least not as much as you probably should have.

I just turned 20 whereas you’re 31. I’m engaged and am already house hunting with my fiancé. No, our mommies and daddies don’t help us with that–we’re just doing well for ourselves. While I have a car, you bus to work and certainly not by choice since you bitch about the buses a lot as well as how you can’t afford a car. The only thing you can get from a man is a fuck.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but by the time one is 31, shouldn’t they have accomplished a little bit more? You know, work in a higher position than someone who just graduated from community college (and high school 2 years prior), or can actually afford some kind of vehicle? Not even your own apartment? And by that age, shouldn’t you have some healthier relationships with men?

I loved how you poked fun at my upbeat attitude on the job the other day. Fuck you. So sorry that I have more going for me than you, loser. —20 going on 35

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  1. You, lady, and your kind were the reason why I detested working with women – I was blessed to have a 30 year career working in an all-male office – no drama, no tattling, no cunty bleatings from some dumb Farcebook-surfing cow who thinks being married and having a house is the number one prize in life.

    Let’s see where you are at 31, OP. It’ll be a whole different ballgame then, sunshine.

  2. You sound like a cruel person, OB. 🙁 Reading this actually made me feel bad for the person you’re talking about, not you…

  3. When I was 21 I was in the same position as you OB; had a high paying job, had savings, had my own car, a fabulous apartment and a boyfriend. Now I’m nearing 30, back in school, single, living with my parents and poor as fuck.

    Much in your life is going to change, likely when you least expect it. Keep that in mind when you’re the one complaining about the shitty hand life dealt you and then reflect back on your attitude with this co-worker. You may have all of these great THINGS but you are NOT the bigger person…

  4. I know just the type OP is talking about. Trying to make everyone as miserable as they are. She may or may not be right about OP being jealous but miserable people tend to look at others and act like all their accomplishments just fell out of the sky and fancy themselves unlucky when really they’re just lazy and decidedly negative, and the person they’re jelous of took measures to ensure they wouldn’t end up old and miserable.

  5. If you have all these things going for you OP, be happy with that. That is, of course, the best revenge. Why wish misery on somebody else? You’re going home to your fabulous life and a fabulous future right? Just smile and ignore.

  6. I agree with all the comments here so far. Though, I think it’s worth mentioning that at the age of 20 there are still a lot of changes to come. I’m 28, definitely not the same person I was 8 yrs ago. IMO too young to be getting married but then again I don’t know you or your fiance OP so best of luck and what Reg said – smile/ignore.

  7. yeah. Or maybe you’re just obnoxious.

    Someone caught you slacking off and now you’re angry. I don’t think your life is about to get any better and I have a feeling you’re dragging yourself down.

    remind me to spit on you when you’re in her place. Because you’ll age. Dying is the only thing that will stop that. And with that attitude, you won’t age well.

    What’s the matter op? I mean what’s REALLY the matter? Did she catch you slacking off? Is she skinnier than you? Prettier? Smarter? (Gonna go with smarter here because you sound like a fucking idiot)

  8. I doubt very much op’s nemesis is jealous. I figure she’s sick and tired of dealing with this scag on a daily basis. Seriously could you imagine having this idiot in the workplace? Everyone is trying to go to work for 8 hours every day and op thinks she’s still in high school. How fucking annoying is this person? “omfg.. I have a car, like ok? And I’m paying for parking while other people (who probably have their own cars but choose not to pay for parking and take the bus) You’re just totally jealous because, like ok?? Stop evaluating my performance, like ok??”

    I need a Tylenol…

  9. So how does OP

    1. Know so much about this woman’s life

    and

    2. Care so much.

    End of those two questions.

    Oh, and I thought that if someone’s life hasn’t turned out the way they wanted it, not letting it phase them was a show of good character. Would you take that away from her just to make yourself feel better in your house on the hill. Try not to say things you will later feel guilty about; you could change and look back at yourself in such a way that brings you down repeatedly.

  10. Methinks you’re a total cunt, OB.
    You need a wake up call. Perhaps when you get laid off from your job and you find your fiancee fucking some other chick you’ll get it. You sound like a horrible person.

  11. Hmmmm, more like 20 going on 10.

    You are in an adult work place not in a high school ‘pissing contest’ – act like it. Grow up. If there is a work related problem there are ‘adult’ methods of dealing with it. Not running to a bitch board.

  12. I’m surprised nobody else picked up on this: you’re 20 and have a fiance. You poor dear, you really don’t know how this is going to play out, do you?

  13. Ha, thanks to everyone for responding the same way I did when I read this.

    Man, I’m pretty sure your co-worker dislikes you because you’re an entitled little brat. Save this rant to read again when you’re 30 and see if you still feel the same.

  14. I wonder how OP’s going to feel when her precious financee makes a single mother out of her? We all know it’s coming…

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