Please for the love of god stop saying that. It’s so annoying. What are you 5? God it frustrates me.
Speaking of words that frustrate me, here’s a list.
*Arse (that’s right up there with methinks, eww I even hate typing it, it makes me want to kill myself).
*Yous guys (really? yous guys?)
*Melee (it’s called a fight, not that irritating word)
*Uber (thank god that one is not as popular as it used to be a few years ago)
*FAIL! (no fuck off, you fail using that word)
*Meh (ohh sooo annoying)
*Epic! (stop it).
*”That ___ is full of win” (FAIL!)
*Guesstimate (not going to go there)
*Hella (enough!)
*Sammich (What? are you trying to say sandwich? that’s not how you say it, never was. Goes with methings, fuck right off)
That’s all for now, bye—Trixy
This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.
better than being called trixy
You rag on the use of the word FAIL, then later on, you use FAIL yourself. What are your feelings about the word hypocrite?
Check and MATE!
I did it on purpose GUY
LOL @ gop on this one!
What the hell is “methings”? Am I missing something here, or did this moron misspell methinks?
And, I love how the OP uses fail to describe his/her feelings about one of the statements. haha.
So, Trixy:
Methinks you should like me arse. That would be epic! If not, it might cause a melee and that would be an uber fail on your part. I would have to guesstimate how many of yous guys (other bitchers) think this is a hella good idea. Meh, I don’t really care, it’s dinner time and I am going to get me a sammich.
I have no idea what “That ___ is full of win” is supposed to mean, so I won’t use it.
Well, considering my field of study, I can only give you one solution:
Suicide.
Language is an ever-evolving thing. You’re not going to change it, and if you have an issue with people using these words all the time, you’re going to want to KILL yourself. Especially since you use the internet, where this type of speech is even more common!
Some of these are perfectly legitimate words found in dictionaries accross the land.
GoP FTW.
I’m not just any GUY Trixareforkids, I’m the one and only Plastic Diver Guy! Don’t make me sing the theme music!
Gawd! Someone has never watched Where in the World is Carmen San Diego”
..She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Although, that line is no longer possible….lol
my bad
“That ___ is full of win”
that’s a new one on me…
just about as bad as a ‘can of whoopass’…
I LOVE carmen san diego! both cartoon and gameshows… time pissed me off cause I suck at history… but yeah.
well she ransacked pakistan and ran a scam in skandinavia
then she’ll stick em up down under and go pick-pocket perth
she put the ‘miss’ in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from lima
tell me where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
I agree with all of those except for Meh.. It’s an easy way to make people pissed off 🙂
He lives a life of danger, our underwater ranger, the one and only Plastic Diver Guy!
That show was full of epic win. I’ma make me a sammich now.
I wholeheartedly agree with this bitch. Internet speak has degenerated from poorly spelled and gramatically incorrect tirades (which still go on thanks to people like Life Sucks) to “OMG EPIC FAIL!” on just about every comment for a YouTube video. I could rant all day about YouTube and how it’s degenerated culture to watching a bunch of poorly edited America’s Funniest Home Videos rejects, but I digress…
If I may, I’d like to add a few words that I wish would disappear from the lexicon:
Awesome. Please, oh please stop saying awesome. Being in space, and not being able to comprehend the vastness and how insignificant you are in the grand scheme of things (called the Overview Effect) could be described as awesome, the new Jennifer Lopez film is not awesome.
Genius. Niels Bohr was a genius, your buddy who just farted during class is not.
Dude. Look people, making yourself sound like Matthew McConaughey does not make you either attractive or intelligent.
Douche. I admit, I’m bad for this myself. This includes any prefix associated with douche, like douche-nozzle or the ever popular douche-r.
I must admit though… melee is a pretty kick ass word. I wouldn’t use it for just a regular ol’ fight though…has to be a big ‘skirmish’… or brawl or something like that.
and my geek is showing:
http://www.trollandtoad.com/pd142644.html?…
Should it bother me, that, for a short time, I owned such cards? If I had only tapped girls instead of tapping mana, I wouldn’t have gotten beat up so much.
I enjoy using the word “sammich” thanx very much.
I also enjoy using the word “pasghetti.”
Anyone who has a problem with that can bite my left arse cheek 😛
You spend too much time on the internet.
Good thing Shakespeare never took your advice. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
ah Fever, I knew we had more in common…
I still have mine though… growing in age and value and dust count.
the star of the collection….
and unlimited mox sapphire signed by Dan Frazier.
I know… it’s sad.
Like OP…like chill out dude. Like what’s your problem anyway like.
Like people say shit like & it doesn’t hurt anyone like & there’s like a whole other like bunch of like shit that’s like, really like annoying .
Like you know !
( I love it when people pronounce aluminium , Al-you-min-E-um )
that’d be the brits there More.
You got me beat zZz. I never really got any “rare” cards (the rarest card I had was an Air Elemental, and I lusted after that elusive Black Lotus), but I spent many hours at a place called Wilkie’s on Robie, where janes on the common is now.
I played a blue/black deck… ugh, I can’t believe I remember that.
There’s nowt wrong wiv “arse”, Lass. Chaucer himself used it and they don’t come any deader, whiter or maler than old Geoff.
“Cheers” on the other hand means neither thank you nor good bye and as for those who use it as such…” I wolde I hadde thy coillons in myn honde and they shuld be shryned in an hogges tord.”
I like the term ‘uber’; nothing wrong with speaking a little German once in a while. And you can’t fuck with ‘meh’. I thank the Simpsons for it’s apathy-driven dialogue.
I know it’s been said before Fat, but “Nobody who speaks German could be evil.”
i heart words. the over usage of certain terms makes for dull chatter
speaking of words zZz how bout some poetry
i’ll start:
life lies in wait
you have no fate….
Hahaha, Col., you’re my new hero next to the Dr.
Parole granted!
Yeah Ivan, I heard that somewhere before… I also heard that the Irish aren’t a bunch of wife-beating drunks, but then the guy I heard that from got punched in the face at the bar…
By an Irish guy?
Ah the Irish are O.k. They’ll figure their shit out eventually.
Ditch religion.
THEN consider ditching Alcohol, if that first bit fails.
But ditching one religion is hard enough… but two?
the one that really bugs me is that fucking, lol.
Duude, you need to do some uber chilling.
Religion and alcohol are fine and even beautiful things … if taken in moderation.
NGF— exactly. I take the Family Guy approach to what Ireland was like before the introduction of alcohol.
I take the same approach with my brothers and sisters across Canada and the US, Feve!
Did you lads happen to hear the story of the Irishman who fulfilled his life’s dream to visit the Vatican. He got so drunk he kissed his wife and beat the Pope’s foot with a coal shovel.
I wish to humbly apologize for the preceding so-called joke. Violence against pontiffs is a major social issue and is never funny. Now I’ll have to go into hiding. Maybe mohammed will loan me his bear suit.
Melee is a fucking awesome word.
How can you play D&D without the word melee?
Dr. F, I’m not a big fan of people not caring how they type out things on the internet, but there are a few words I’m OK with as they aren’t completely mindless and are for the nerds. Much of this list falls under that category (Epic FAIL Full of win FTW) but a few are just poor use of language (arse, hella).
As for YouTube, much of it is just people filming injuries or property damage in some form or another, but the trick to getting the most out of it is to appreciate those that have used the medium to its fullest with original ideas. I hold up the idea of the Will It Blend? series. Yes, it’s a shill for their brand of blenders and a couple of other paid placements. Despite that, the creator discovered an interesting way to sell the product (blend random stuff in an over the top infomercial style manner) and he’s charismatic to boot. It is as good as its users create, the trick is figuring out which users put original, entertaining product on there (Picnicface for example).
life lies in wait
you have no fate….
and to be irate
on your date
at the pearly gate
is just bait
to complicate.
it will turn to hate,
a dead weight
upon your plate
and for that trait
they will abate.
forever… forever… you will wait.
thank you zZz i thought you might just ignore my uber lameness
I’m lame too!
uber lame…
and that lame is full of win
all those in Scotia Square can feel free to tell me just how lame I am if you like…
I’m the one walking around on occasion with the new ink.
Just don’t egg me. I may not take to that too kindly.
a new tattoo? what is it?
noticeable until it’s healed up…
something I needed though, no matter what others think or say.
those are the best kinds.
crows are my latest ink job, me ma drew the picture. rawk
Sounds like that should be the next G.O.P. avatar.
i have a good one but i think it would look funny in the little box
DAMMIT bitch please, you arse….. first thing methinks when i saw this epic post was “how UBER cool!” I can make a big bitch sammich out of the melee of words the OP used to try and annoy her even more. Meh, then… FAIL! I see bitch please has shown yous guys in the forums the exact same type of post I wanted to add. I guesstimate hundreds have now read it. Well, now not only that post is full of win, but now mine! HELLA!
ITS “FOR THE WIN” STUPID
Bland unfunny douche bags FTW
As far as I’m concerned people who get pissed off by the usage of words don’t have enough problems in life.
it’s not really the fb speak words its the context for me re: i ran into jim on the street LMFAO huh you met an aquitance and this caused you so much mirth that you went into convulsive laughter and had a seizure !