I love reading the Bitches and Loves as much as I love reading the entirety of your fine publication. However, one thing is really crushing my cogs – are there so few Love submissions that you are forced to print only the sappiest, most esoteric ‘anonymous’ love letters?
I’m sick of reading about Brown-Haired Granola Girls and Redhead Radiators and how much fun they’re having together doing their unintelligibly cryptic activities. Missed connections are all well and good but solipsistic monologues of this sort aren’t fit for print. And for all you who write this drivel – just write your sig. fig. a fucking love letter already. Where Did All the Good Love Go?
This article appears in Jul 8-14, 2010.
Hmmm… let us see if we cannot fix your problem.
Oh.
Here it is.
Stop reading it!
Duh.
‘Love The Way We Love’ gives me diabetic seizures. I’d rather read John Keats and take a razorblade to my throat.
jesus christ, if you want some lovin’, and are a female, comew and see the sucksmaster,then you can write your own gushy fucking mail the next day.
I will suckster, I will!
Why not submit some Loves of your own, OP, instead of submitting a bitch!