Thank you very much for stealing my car and smashing it. I do feel blessed that the police found you with it and I got it back. I have been dealing with car problems ever since you took it. Thank you again. And along with that Thank you for stealing my new shoes and breaking my stuff that was in my car. I bet you felt really good breaking my stuff. That was probably a big rush for you. More repairs are needed but I just can’t afford it, Thank you. You are a very troubled 17-year-old going nowhere and you know it. I guess that would be your punishment enough I’d say. So, thank you for changing my life style and I hope you have a wonderful Christmas with your family. PS: Maybe someday you will have to tell someone you love that you can’t afford much at Christmas for them because someone stole your car, smashed it and you’re still paying for it. God bless you and good luck with your very BRIGHT future, sweetie. —Grateful That I Know the True Meaning of Christmas

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  1. a sad tale to be sure. but didn’t your insurance cover the cost of fixing/getting car, or articles therin? most companies will cover a write off if damage is too bad to fix, and deffinately damn well should cover anything that was fucked up in car. maybe it’s time to look for a new agent there.

  2. Hopefully your insurance will cover your loss but that’s not the point. The little fucker has caused you a lot of inconvenience. Just to let you know, even though the Hug-A-Thug probably won’t do a thing, your insurance company will get their blood out of the punk sooner or later.

  3. Can you not get a judgement against them ?

    Sure they may not be able to pay now…. but there’s always sometime later down the road ~;)

  4. Probaby one of those ‘young offenders’ who keep getting off with a slap on the wrist. But that’s another topic for another day. Kids with nothing better to do and looking for excitement I guess.

  5. Get them lowcoaster! In response to the comments about going after the young offender, you would have to go after the parents, they are legally responsible for him. To the OB, if you know the true meaning of Christmas then why not give him the car? Its better to give then to receive.

  6. I’d definitely go after the little shit in court if you only have PLPD.
    It’s through no fault of your own that your shit was fucked up.
    Nail his ass to the wall.
    Maybe the parents will start to keep tabs on the fucker when they have to start doling out for all the cars he’s messing with.

  7. OB, all the sarcasm in the world will not help that kid or your situation or other’s like it.

    Maybe instead of being a cunt, try making a difference in the lives of kids like that so that it doesn’t continue to happen…

  8. unfortunately meaty, that won’t work on most little assholes, there are some very stupid parents, that pay no attention to what their kids do, or even care.

  9. I agree with Mr. Meaty. The spirit of sarcasm is very far removed from the spirit of Christmas.

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