Your boyfriend gave you a kitten for Valentine’s Day. Everyday you had a new picture of your kitten on your Facebook and MSN, All you talked about was “my kitty” and “oh it was so cute, she…” Jump ahead 2 months, your boyfriend dumped you, and you’re still going on about your damn cat and how it reminds you of him. We’re tired of hearing about your goddamn pussy and the bf that dumped you. You’re turning into one of those crazy cat ladies who only talks about their damn cat(s). Get a fucking life. —Scratch
This article appears in Apr 28 – May 4, 2011.
i hear thesimpson’s are doing auditions for a new crazy cat lady’s sister. you in o.p., for your friend?
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OP, wait until you see all the pussies people on here have for their images. Maybe you can hook up your sulking friend with them and they can stroke their pussies together.
Sebastian-
Good one!
Here’s my poor pussy photo:
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9811/rack…
(in a beavis voice)..you said pussy..:)
Crazy cat lady.. your in the right place 😉 (kidding pk, tee and all the other cat lovers, i love me own kitty)
“We’re tired of hearing about your goddamn pussy and the bf that dumped you.” – to be honest she is probably feeling a little empty right now.
Sebastard’s just jealous because no one’ll let him get close enough TO stroke a pussy. That’s why he likes penises. He has one and likely thinks he’s into boys because he masturbates. I refuse to believe anything with either gender’s genitals has ever gotten near him.
Anyway, frig off, OP. Nothing wrong with lovin’ your cat.
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I know people like that and I ignore them. I read nothing about it on FB and think of something impoertant when they yak about it. Pets are fine but going on about them ad nauseum just makes me want to puke.
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I agree with brother tim
Send your “friend” my way OP. We can swap kitty stories until we’re old and grey crazy cat ladies ;D! Ooooh I can’t wait for it!!
You would hate to be my “friend” on FB … every single day I post at least 2 or 3 new pics of teh kitty. He’s just quite a funny little man.
lol wrong place to bitch about cat lovers. Anyone who constantly talks about one thing all the time be it hockey, celeb gossip, or their cat is annoying as all fuck. Your friend is lonely and I know its frustrating but try to help them get out of the house maybe instead of getting mad at them. If that doesn’t work stop trying to help, some ppls just wanna be miserable.
http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/up…
shit people, i thot just about everyone loved pussies?
When I read the title, all I could think of is this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4
Yes…..I’m old
Scratch,
Leave the poor girl alone. Haven’t you ever been in love?
I just hope she doesn’t get rid of the kitty because BF dumped her.
I usually only talk about my cats with other cat owners when we’re trading stories (or dog owners when we’re trading pet stories) and with NGF because he’s somehow convinced himself that lily and cleo are real people, but whateves.
Sometimes I’ll talk about my kitties on here or make a random FB status about molly and her health status, but other than that I don’t really make a huge fuss over them to others on a constant basis. I don’t even think I have more than 3 or 4 pics of them up there. Certainly not an entire album. *shrug*
I love trading kitty stories though with other kitty owners!
As the resident dog, all I have to say is…
“Woof, motherfuckers! Beagles 4lyfe holllaaaa!!”
I’m guessing thats a virus or something but either way don’t click on it folks.
Geez I feel bad for the cat
Anglo, ya think? I wonder who could have done it?
More photographs of yourself? No tks.
I wonder why trolls never feed on each other?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6qa54mzRb0
Psssst. Hey Coast – I heard that OldTrollHandSlimeFrank has been saying some pretty nasty things about upper management at the Fire Department….
This sounds like a job for the Hobo. Not to chase away the cat, that’s what other dogs do. No, the Hobo would help your friend get over the bf and enjoy the cat because it’s a cat.
you are a LIAR, LIAR pk -from tpb, i couldn’t find the clip http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
I wonder if Bird will take care of the guy who is dumb enough to come on the board, raise a ruckus, and try to put a virus on the board? Talk about giving the cops an open and shut case.
Puss in Boot
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2673/379220…
Thats my 2 cents :p
Oh No! NGF, PK, the mean old man insulted me. Now I have to run away and cry. WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.
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Psychotic fish do that, Bro Tim. Their 15 iMinutes are almost up.
screw you guys, i’m going home.
oh noes… there’s a script kitty in out midst…
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Hi all you crancky bitching ‘tards. Miss me ? l o l
I really like pussy…cats not so much.
OB, you shouldn’t just pick on the crazy cat ladies (although this boards full of them) there’s the crazy cat males you’ve completely left out ! ! & that’s just not fair.
I was in TO for the last 4 days, I seen this in the news.
http://www.torontosun.com/2011/04/25/sixty…
If you read the article, you’ll see that ‘crazy’ has yet to be proven
But I believe ‘nut job’ should definately be considered ~;)
hey mr. more, of course we missed you. it’s important to keep track of the more dangerous inmates^^http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com/wp-cont…
painy…that’s an old photo …. I shaved my beard off since that was taken ~;)
haha, you could have chosen any of them. i am partial to beardos ya know, not his kind http://familyguyepisodeslive.com/wp-conten…
Hub-Unit grew one over the winter – makes him one sexy Unit.
Hub-Unit grew a nice nest of chin fluff during the winter – makes him one sexy beeeech.
Oops – my faux pas.
then you would love me to death painy, i have a full ne. getting a tad grey tho.